Category: Nonsense

And here goes my nonsense.
Warning: You may go mad if you read to much from here and take it seriously.

Upside Down

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Are you yoga fan?? Do you do yoga?? There this “aasan” or position called “Shirshasan” where you have to upside down. Your head is at bottom and legs at top. All the load of your body is carried by your head.  I used to do it many times earlier but my touch with yoga is gone and now I cannot do that “aasan”. It is really difficult to train your part of body which is not supposed to do that.

When you are upside down, you see everything upside down. This line is for those who didn’t understand the first paragraph. When I used to do it earlier there was a watch hung on the wall infront of me. That was the day I came to know importance of time. But I always neglected it till entering my professional life. The clock ticks slowwwwwwly and makes you to say some bad words. The five minutes exercise takes 10 minutes or more than that there. Continue reading →

Strange Thing

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Many times strange things happen with me. I keep wondering why they happen with me?? May be because I always search for the positive side first. Or may be god has a special place for me. Actually he loves everyone equally. But I feel differently when these strange things happen. Let me tell you the reason for this.

I was on my job traveling from one site to other. There is a Bus stand that comes between the site. Nearby there is bazaar. It’s obvious so as to get more customers, bazaar is near the bus stand. As always there was lot of crowd. Good time to see chicks around. :love: So I just entered the bazaar and thought of buying something. Thankfully I had money due the salary.

The crowd in bazaar is so much that you hardly find a place  to step. Add to it the rains. Everywhere there was this muddy water which looks like tea. Ready made natural tea in today’s world of fast food. I didn’t find anything interesting to buy. Now call me a miser if you want. Is it so difficult to find a thing from many things to buy?? So I thought of getting out of the bazaar to the bus stand again to catch my bus. Continue reading →

I don’t like dawgs

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Oops. Spelling mistake. I wanted to write dogs. Search engine will like that. :p Getting to the point, I don’t like dogs. They are good when they are friend with me. Otherwise they keep running after me. Especially the pet dogs. There is a saying in Hindi which means “Every dog is a lion in his area”. It is true. I am not afraid of lions. That’s because I never faced them. 😀 But these dogs are dangerous.

On the other side I like dogs when they are puppies. The cute looking and very friendly innocent puppies. They remember the smell of a person. So if I go after sometime they’ll not run after me. They know I am a good boy. So whenever there is a new pet in your neighborhood just go and be friend with the pet. That way you are sure that he’ll not be after you. Precaution is better than cure. Continue reading →

It’s Raining Man

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It is raining heavily here. There is a flood like situation from the morning. There was a long break taken by the rain god and now he is fresh and working heavily. Rains almost disappeared till last 7-8 days. It has been raining moderately till today. I was happy to see the rains back as it cools down everything and brings life into things.

The alarm has been sounded three times since morning. This year there are some precautionary measures being taken in order to fight the floods. There are lifeboats standing in nearby police station. The alarm is also a new introduction in the system. Although to the best of my knowledge there was no information given about the use of alarms. There are many who will be unaware of it’s use.

Yesterday coming from my site there was rain. Due to the rain throughout the day there was beatiful climate. It was cool and soothing. I usually listen to music on my N72 when there is no friend to talk with in the bus. Some beautiful songs were being played and I flowed away into them. Then I thought of getting wet in the rain. Just when the bus stopped I walked out without opening my umbrella. Wowwwww!! I was feeling the rains. With the music still playing and my phone too enjoying the rain I walked towards my home. Continue reading →

Hostel – With Maternity Ward

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If college students of both sexes are made to share a hostel, All they would do then is make babies. And you’ll need to setup a Maternity ward near hostel.

These are great words of a person designated as principal of a college in Delhi. I am always striked by the stories about sex. And I believe most of us do get attracted to such stories. I like to read them so as to make me aware of the situation. Current generation, of which I am also a part, is inclined towards casual relationship and casual sex. I have kept myself away from such relations. They are sure to make your life a bit more troublesome.

After making the above statement there was a chaos. The reactions towards the statement were almost all against the principal. Pitty fellow. Due to all pressure around him, he then said it was a “light humor”. Wow!!!!!!! A principal with a sense of humor is greatest gift a college can get. I saw three principals in my college and none of them were having sense of humor. Perhaps we all have moulded the personality of principal as a strict and discipline loving person. But this principal is different. Unfortunately his “light humor” created a “heavy situation”. So it’s better to be in the mould. Continue reading →