How To Get Serious

After the frustrated story of nobody thinks I am serious, I thought of writing this guide. This guide is to help all those who are facing similar problems. There is a cure for this disease but it takes time and some effort. The advice below is completely free of cost and free to use by anyone for personal or commercial purpose.

1) When you wake up in the morning look into the mirror. The creature in the mirror should be familiar, may be horrible or funny. But don’t waste your energy by giving him a smile. It’s your bad habit to give him a flying kiss or giving a great smile. Don’t do that.
2) Whenever you are in a party and there is laughter bomb just count 10 to 1. This is an old theory worked out for controlling anger. It works the other way also. For those who don’t know to count 10 to 1, join a nursery.
3) Join a laughter club. Do everything others do except stretching a single muscle on your face. This may also grab some attention to you. You may get some friends as well.
4) Watch everything about Mr.Beans. Just don’t forget the 10 to 1 count.
5) Subscribe to all the funny newsletters, news groups, yahoo groups, blogs, websites, etc. Don’t miss a single e-mail from these and the 10 to 1 count also.

And finally don’t be alone. Always be with someone. If you stay alone or get a single moment where you are alone you’ll take out all the laughter which you suppressed so far. I expect you to be honest in your toilet and bathroom. This is a serious post and don’t take it lightly. If you laughed at any instance while reading till now, then you don’t deserve to be serious.

Till you get serious…
Think Nonsense…

Voids in my life

Void is a term I first learned in my higher secondary when there was a chapter in chemistry related to this. Then it came again in my Engineering college where I had to create mix design samples. It was a part of project me with my friends did later on. These voids were very small but they give special properties to the material. They make them special. These voids should be small and not big for this.

Like those voids, I feel that I have many voids in my life. Past few days and weeks and months I am missing someone. Don’t speculate anything. This someone refers to someone. Someone with whom I can share my feelings. A good friend is not enough for this. This someone should be something special. This is not just a small void. It was earlier but now has grown big. Earlier there were some friends with whom I was sharing my feeling and they used to do the same. The voids ratio then kept low. Continue reading →