Feeling Pregnancy

June 22, 2008 / Guttu / 3 Comments

Something stupid title. I was watching some random channel. I do this when I’ve nothing to do. And I changed to another random channel and this story came up. Anything that involves sex and girls we always take a special interest. Atleast I do. My ears touched the TV speakers and eyes wide open for this news. I was shocked…

17 girls from a school in Gloucester (It’s difficult to remember and pronounce), pledged together to become pregnant. And they did what they said. Woman of words… Truly they did what they said. All the girls were minor and under 16 years of age. The question arises who got the idea and why they wanted to be pregnant??? I couldn’t find answer to this.

Recently in December a film named Juno was released which had some similar issue. I’ve watched the film. Film was not bad. But is this the impact of the film?? Remember the old times, We used to copy our elders or someone on TV. These girls may have become fans of Ellen. And tried to imitate what she did. Thats terrible. Continue reading →

Granny of Future

June 21, 2008 / Guttu / 4 Comments

This will be the granny of future. I think some granny’s are already like this. I remember mine. Both of them. They used to knit and make blankets. Whenever I used to stay there in holidays I used to get one on the way to return. But today I think the relations are not as close like the old days. At least I feel I’m lucky to run around my granny and grandpa. May be in near future there may be a program to create pickles.

I still remember the “Laddus” she used to prepare for me whenever I go for a stay in holidays. Even otherwise I used to get some sent through my uncles or aunties. I wish those days could be back again. It’s not possible though. Most of the times I used to go in summer. And bananas were in plenty those days. Unlike today where the two diseases have spoiled them. She used to make special “Pakodas” of banana. Really tasty stuff.

How can I forget various types of “Papad”. I loved them all. And now I really miss them. Our age is gone. Now in this Hi-Tech world these things are getting lost. Everything is getting computerized or machine made. That doesn’t have the taste which my granny used to make. I miss you granny…

Duh. Nostalgia…

Think Nonsense…

Boss first

June 19, 2008 / Guttu / 2 Comments

A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the sales representative. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Puff! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

So far the jobs I did I followed above rules. I always let him say what he wanted and I was the last to comment. That may put a bad impression at start that you don’t know anything. But slowly the boss of your work realizes and understands. Another advantage is that troubles by his decisions will not be blamed upon you. That’s for sure. Anyone starting or joining first job make a note of this.

Think Nonsense….

Sleeping Beauty

June 16, 2008 / Guttu / Leave a comment

I got high fever yesterday and was sleeping for the most of the time. Nearly 18 hours of sleep. Today I woke up at 8 o’clock (pretty early). I just looked at the watch and it was 8 o’clock. Right on time to see the UEFA highlights as I missed the matches due to the sleep. I don’t know why we get fever and we fall sick?? Maybe if we don’t sleep for 6-8 hours a day then this can happen. God looks at us and thinks that this person needs some sleep. Better make him sleep else he’ll never sleep.

I don’t like to sleep. So somehow I got up and turned on my PC. At present i don’t know what I’m typing. My writing will not make any sense. As like my other posts. Everything happens for good but is this also?? I have an interview on Wednesday and I’m sure I cannot recover by then. I’ll inform them tomorrow. Hoping that I may get some relief and am fit for the interview. A suggestion to all who are jobless. Don’t give an interview if you are sick. You’ll yell something which will surely fail in your interview.

Thank you God for making me realize the importance of sleep. Now I’m going back to sleep. The posts you’ll be reading for next 2-3 days are written by ghost.

Anyone here knows how to pass the time when you are sick?? I can’t watch TV and turn my PC on else I get a lecture from my caring mother. She’s out now so it’s “safe” for me.

Think Nonsense..

Turkey and Bull

June 13, 2008 / Guttu / Leave a comment

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey,”but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Getting to the top isn’t an easy job. You have to go through the bull shit these days. But that’s a shortcut. You can just jump over the bull shit or choose a different way. Going through bull shit will get you quick success. But after sometime the smell of the bull shit will throw you out. That success will not last long.