Just like humans, who have different way to look at same thing, Animals also possess this power. Above photo is just one of the examples. Now check out for the cat in your house. If you see a mouse in your house you’ll kill it and throw it. But if the cat sees that mouse then cat will look at it as it’s potential breakfast,lunch or dinner.
Now think what does your pet think about you?
Till you find the answer…
When I wake up in the morning one of the firsts is a visit to the toilet. You cannot neglect nature’s call. Out of the seven billion peoples in the world, very few are not called by nature. Nature doesn’t like to see their faces every morning. Because of that you can say toilet is an important part of our lives. Gone are the days of shitting in nature. Though you still find many in India every morning. So we are still with nature. No one today can even think of shitting in nature.
As time is precious these days, like those of executives, managers, ministers, dancers, actors etc. etc., No one likes to waste it in silly thing. Such busy people hate nature’s call. Since they have no other option, they have to find the path to the toilet. Luckily, they have high class toilets which common man dreams of. Common man wants to live in their toilet and these anti-nature bodies don’t like to visit it. I wonder why they build toilets with expensive accessories.
You realize the importance of toilet when you are holding it for a long time with no toilet access. You find a toilet,release it and attain nirvana. I wish all those who think bad things about me face such situation every now and then. It’s far better then giving a bad word. To my dismay, there is a solution now. This solution solves all the problems of anti-nature bodies and the bad guys I talked two sentences back. This is a new invention and its called “The Wearable Toilet”.
Read it again and again and you read it right. ( Sorry for the Japanese language. I don’t know to read… ) This will solve problems of many. I am not one of them. This little toilet detects when you have excreted and sucks the waste and cleans you. It also removes the shit-smell and odor from farts. This is really good for Internet addicts and gamers. No need to leave PC. It will take some time to come out in market. All anti-toilet peoples can dream of this from today onwards. Are you one of them??
Till that toilet comes…
A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of this story
(1) Not everyone who shit’s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Another bull shit story. It’s a female counterpart here. The fact still holds true. Success through bull shit will not last long.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey,”but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Getting to the top isn’t an easy job. You have to go through the bull shit these days. But that’s a shortcut. You can just jump over the bull shit or choose a different way. Going through bull shit will get you quick success. But after sometime the smell of the bull shit will throw you out. That success will not last long.