After the frustrated story of nobody thinks I am serious, I thought of writing this guide. This guide is to help all those who are facing similar problems. There is a cure for this disease but it takes time and some effort. The advice below is completely free of cost and free to use by anyone for personal or commercial purpose.
1) When you wake up in the morning look into the mirror. The creature in the mirror should be familiar, may be horrible or funny. But don’t waste your energy by giving him a smile. It’s your bad habit to give him a flying kiss or giving a great smile. Don’t do that.
2) Whenever you are in a party and there is laughter bomb just count 10 to 1. This is an old theory worked out for controlling anger. It works the other way also. For those who don’t know to count 10 to 1, join a nursery.
3) Join a laughter club. Do everything others do except stretching a single muscle on your face. This may also grab some attention to you. You may get some friends as well.
4) Watch everything about Mr.Beans. Just don’t forget the 10 to 1 count.
5) Subscribe to all the funny newsletters, news groups, yahoo groups, blogs, websites, etc. Don’t miss a single e-mail from these and the 10 to 1 count also.
And finally don’t be alone. Always be with someone. If you stay alone or get a single moment where you are alone you’ll take out all the laughter which you suppressed so far. I expect you to be honest in your toilet and bathroom. This is a serious post and don’t take it lightly. If you laughed at any instance while reading till now, then you don’t deserve to be serious.
Till you get serious…
This post is not meant for ladies only. But it refers to a reserved seat in that bus or train. Well I haven’t traveled by plane. So I am not aware of that. :alien: Everyone who have traveled by bus or train like me must have been through this. Almost all. This was my first time.
What I did was not a crime. I was tired and was feeling sleepy after the lunch. Had to catch the bus to reach on time. I got one and voila!!! There was a vacant seat. I rushed towards that seat and that was the time I read “Ladies only”. Damn… I never did this before. I never seated on reserved seat. I especially avoid “Ladies Only”.
Most of the parts of Northern India doesn’t care about the reserve seats. They are for the namesake. The Southern India, you should be careful. Never seat on Ladies Only seat else you may find yourself wrapped up in bandages. Even if the bus if full packed, Ladies Only seats always remain empty unless some lady occupies it.
Till my last stop, No lady entered the bus. So it was OK. What would have been if there was a lady? I need to catch Ladies Only seat again next time to answer that question. I feel it’s alright to rest your bumps on this reserved seat till you find a lady standing.
What’s your call??
Till you seat on Ladies Only seat…
Internet is the best place to gather knowledge. At the same time it is the best place to prove how stupid you can be. And it’s not just one or two peoples but the whole world. For today’s generation internet is the best time pass in form of social networks. For me it’s mostly blogging.
You can see how stupid I am to start a nonsense blog…:D
Stupidity from my side. What have you done??
You protected me from thorns
You protected me from nails
You protected me from water
You protected me from stony path
You gave me confidence to walk anywhere
You gave me confidence to climb sloping path
You gave me confidence to kick anyone
You gave me confidence to run without slipping
Now your time is up
Thanks for everything you gave me
Your journey ends here
Our relation ends here
But I will not forget you
You’ll be always my favorite
Thanks for the one and half year journey with me
May your “sole” rest in peace
Thanks for everything…
Thanks for everything my lovely pair of shoes…
Life is getting busy. Now I have started playing pre-recorded replies like “I don’t have time”. This started from last two months. I was begging for a break from blogging so that I can gather some ideas and put some reinforcement into my writing. But I never decided when to take a break. That was till my April Fools prank.
If you wait for long enough, things come to you. The same thing happened with me. There is someone, some power looking after us. He sees what we want. He fulfills what we want. And suddenly one day my net connection was doomed. I kept calling on their support line but the problem was not solved.
Funny thing is the one who came to repair my connection didn’t even knew how to switch on modem. They were totally unaware of what the real problem is. Add to it another thing. Their senior who had knowledge about this was on vacation. So it was God’s full proof plan for my break. It was after his return that the actual problem was known and it took another week to repair it.
I must say though that I really enjoyed this time. Beach, movies and restaurant. Perfect way to enjoy. I also got time to read book. Though I haven’t finished the second one I bought. I got hold on some of my relationships and glued them. I was very happy for these things.
There were also sad things. My worst days on job. I really had bad time on job. Lotsa AK47 stuff. There was also rocket launcher by GM of our client. I was stressed out and desperately wanted to blog about this. I missed blogging too much for this. Now the things are looking normal. But you never know..