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Warning: You may go mad if you read to much from here and take it seriously.

The Price of Happyness – One Mirchi Pav

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This question often stands in front of me. He looks at me. I look at him. He laughs and goes away only to come back again and repeat the process. This question is What is the price of Happyness? This is not a businessman asking the question. It’s common man(with uncommon thinking) for whom money is last priority. Evey time I think I found answer it proves to be wrong. It’s something different.

That was just another day. I was waiting for bus. Of course at bus stop. With earphones plugged into my ear, I was listening to some love song(Love was in the air). At that very moment I heard someone crying. She was a cute little girl crying for god only knows reason. She was disturbing me. Not for what I was listening to but I could not see her crying. Her mother(I guess) was trying to make her quiet. Failure. I started checking my pockets. Usually I keep a toffee as a sleep killer. I found two of them. I gave those toffees to that little girl. Silence… She looked at me.. Silence continues..And she smiles. Her mother also smiled. And deep within I had a great feeling of making someone laugh. So the price of  Happyness is just two toffees?

Then a couple of days back this happened. There was concrete for slab. This usually lasts long. No time limits. There are labors who work all day to get things done. They don’t have good clothes. Always smell bad. No good place to sleep. They eat a lot in spite of all these. It was 7pm and nothing stopping concrete. A small break for labors. One guy from contractors side brings them Mirchi-Pav. Mirchi is chillies cooked in gram-flour and Pav is bread. All rush towards this guy. You should  see them smiling, laughing, cheering. Nothing like that. So the price of  Happyness is just a Mirchi-Pav?

There is not a single person in this world who knows the price of Happyness. Well, I don’t know all the peoples in this world :wub: . But it’s a guess which is sure to work. Above incidents always try to tell me that Happyness doesn’t cost much but the moment you are happy is Priceless. The next time when this question comes to me I’ll answer him..You are just another variable entity.

Till you find Happyness in Mirchi-Pav…

Think Nonsense…

P.S:- Happyness is not mispelled.

What is the purpose of life??

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To smile or to cry
To be happy or to make someone happy
To love all or to hate all
To fight or be peaceful
To help someone or to run away when someone needs you
To have “Job” written in bold or “Family”
To be truthful or to be liar
To make friends or to break friends
To die or to live…

How to be shameless – 5 simple steps

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Being shameless is one of the greatest quality you’ll possess. Ask me. I’ve turned myself into a shameless person in last few years. So with all that experience in my pocket I am writing this guide.

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1) Dress unconventional: Do not comb hair. Do not use deodorant and go for a wedding. You’ll hear this word “shameless” at least once. This is just start. You have way to go ahead.
2) Talk loudly and sing sad songs. If you possess a bad voice then nothing can be better. Use this god gift to improvise and to get closer to being shameless.
3) When in toilet, mostly in public toilets, start singing “I like you” or “Hello how are you”. You’ll grab some immediate attention also.
4) When in public place and there is a bit of silence, start cursing your boss with all the bad words you know. Make sure it’s loud enough to be heard by others.
5) Do not wash your clothes. Wear them for as far as you can without washing. Try wearing jeans. It is an official wear for such people. It doesn’t need much washing.

Follow these five simple steps and you’ll surely achieve your shameless degree. If you have any problems do comment here and ask for help. I’ll reply you as soon as possible. Who else can help you other than a shameless person.

Peace and a hug

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Peace is what we all want. But we all know that all that we want, not necessary we get it. Same is true with peace. We fight, we invade, we war to get peace. At the end of it we are in a situation where there is no one left who want’s peace. There is no way to peace, but peace is the way.

We haven’t figured out what is peace. Peace is to have a bigger stick in your hand. Peace is not that there shouldn’t be war, there shouldn’t be fight. Peace is the ability to cope with fight.

Peace, in the sense of the absence of war, is of little value to someone who is dying of hunger or cold. It will not remove the pain of torture inflicted on a prisoner of conscience. It does not comfort those who have lost their loved ones in floods caused by senseless deforestation in a neighboring country. Peace can only last where human rights are respected, where people are fed, and where individuals and nations are free.
– Dalai Lama

Stay Motivated

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Stay Motivated

You can never please every one all the time,
You can please someone some times,
But you can please yourself every time…
When you decide to do things your way…
And doing all those things which gives you satisfaction.
You are then motivated!