A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s side door! He slammed on the brakes and drove the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting, “What was that all about and who are you?
Just what the heck are you doing?
That’s a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money.
Why did you do it?”
The young boy was apologetic. “Please mister … please, I’m sorry… I didn’t know what else to do,” he pleaded.
“I threw the brick because no one else would stop…”
With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car.
“It’s my brother,” he said.
“He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can’t lift him up.”
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Somehow I feel that I’ve very less time. I just find it very difficult to have some good content here. The last two lines used the word very. Actually they are the first two lines. A things that is not good at this stage. If the blog was among the millions of blog which die without updating then it would have been understood. But my blog contains some nonsense which some find worth reading.
The website tools tell that many of the visitors to this blog actually have bookmarked this blog. I never expected that someone will do that. It’s been 10 days since the release of Wordpress 2.5 and I’ve no time to update. Somehow I feel bored of the theme also. I will change them soon. But when is the question not to be asked.
Do you actually have to think nonsense to write here?? I don’t think so. I don’t think much while writing. It just comes out. I want to give a full Sunday to this blog. But life’s very busy and I’ve made myself busy on Sunday’s also. Too bad. I’ll make sure this blog doesn’t die and you get your dose of nonsense.
Oh…
Forgot to tell you guy’s that this is my 100th post here :)
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Ever since I started this blog, I always wanted to write poems here. But poem and me??? The thought of doing this makes me sweat. So I started gathering some of the wonderful poems i read in newspapers, blogs, emails and posted them here. But the poet in me was very much upset due to this.
So then what….
I started writing poem. The first time I thought I wrote three in a hour. I was almost shocked that there is such poet in me. But it did and it still exist. I don’t know how many of you’ll like those poems. For some of you they will slip through eyes. But I have a bit of satisfaction of writing my poem.
I’ll soon start posting them here. Of course I’ll be writing them with a different name as most of the poets do. Oh yeah. One thing I forgot. English readers can take a break and relax from this nonsense as I’ll not be playing with that language. The poems I’ll write will be in Hindi and Marathi only.My name will be “शूनà¥à¤¯”. It means a zero.
Hope you like my Nonsense Poems also
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A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about Nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he Felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.
Mister,” he said, “I want to buy one of your puppies.”
“Well,” said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, “these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money.”
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. “I’ve got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?”
“Sure,” said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle,”Here,Dolly!” he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, “Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years.”
The cow objected, “What? This kind of a tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I’ll give back to you.” So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, “You are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I’ll give a life span of 20 years.” Read the rest of this entry »
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