Tongue Is Faster Than Mind

Human body is an unsolved mystery as it is formed of some mysterious parts. More importantly there is lot of variety in these parts and hence everyone is unique person. Even the identical twins are not identical. Each of them are unique. There is at least one part which doesn’t turn out to be similar.

Just like our eyes, nose, ears, skin the fifth part which aids in our knowledge is our tongue. Without this we want be able to speak. We want be able to taste. Just eating doesn’t help. When you get pleasure of eating, it doubles effectiveness of whatever you are eating. There won’t be any hotels and restaurants if tongue doesn’t function the way it is now. Thanks to the evolution.

Get the F*** out of here you son of a bi**h. Surprised!!! Every good thing has it’s bad points as well. So does our tongue. It helps you to taste the best things in the world. That surely relives you and makes you happy. It keeps you away from the bad taste. Before you take anything inside it passes through the tongue. That’s because tongue knows what’s good and what’s bad. It warns you if you are about to intake junk. What do you do? You ignore it’s warning let that junk be a part of yourself.

The result shows up on your tongue. You spit out some rubbish like what I said a few lines back. Especially when you are angry. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Till you realize what you have said, It’s already late. Arrow is released and you can stop it. I cannot force, I cannot preach you to control your anger. Instead I’ll point you to Giraffe. A normal Giraffe has a 18-20 inches long tongue. What he uses it for? To pick up leaves from the thorny trees. What we do?

Don’t ask for a longer tongue. Then you won’t be human.
Till you have a tongue…
Think Nonsense…

The Culprit Apple

Long long back  there were no human beings but their parents were the only ones present. At that time they were clothless as there was no one to hide from. There was no love and existence of rose was unknown. But there was a fruit that changed everything. We know that fruit by a name Apple.

What would have been if there was no apple? There wouldn’t be this conflict between “good” and “bad”. They too would never exist. There wouldn’t be a movie named The Good The Bad and The ugly. There wouldn’t be superheroes fighting against bad. In fact fight won’t exist. A perfect peaceful world which we dream of. This apple ruined everything.

But it was this apple because of which the parents of human beings, Adam and Eve, got into the “act of love making”. It is because of this apple that you and I exist. It is because of this apple we got ourselves clothes to cover up. Albeit we are now going backwards as we are shedding our clothes. Especially the species that is like of  Eve.

It is this red color fruit which thrusted us towards evolution. From an animal which would walk and run on four legs, we turned ourselves into two legged and two hand monsters. Oops…. Human beings. We keep ourselves reminding of the mistake done by our great great great………….. parents by symbolizing red as the color of danger. Remember the traffic rule you broke by moving ahead while there was red light. You got fine or may be a boot or may be a pink slip. Beware of red because it’s the color of apple.

We got one famous saying..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Doctor is someone who quickly empties our bank account and we cannot do anything there.. At least somewhere apple helps. No offense mac users.

Till next evolution…
Think Nonsense…

The feel good factor

After a lot of copy-paste stuff, uploading, zipping, unzipping and what nonsense, I finally brought my blog back online again. Everything is smooth at the point of writing. I really missed blogging during this long period. I got a habit of writing all my thoughts, nonsense to be precise, on this blog. If it doesn’t get out then I feel uncomfortable. That’s was what I was feeling. Now I am feeling good.

This month was too bad in terms of returns. I didn’t earn much mostly due to downtime. It’s not that I am getting greedy, but I want some name on this webspace. So I am investing money accordingly. My paypal limits are about to get over. Now I have to link credit card which I don’t have. It’s going good overall.

I have lots of plans online but I hate to say I lack in time. I am slowly gathering some time everyday. But I’ll be busy till the end of May. Only Rain can get me some extra time. I should pray “It’s Raining Man”.

Till the rain comes…

Think Nonsense…

Things looking good

So my database is lost. I don’t have backup of last month. Now I am trying to get all stuff posted in that timeline back on blog. It will be done tomorrow. I am happy that things are coming back to normal. Thanks to Google which saved a copy of all my post in it’s cache.

I didn’t get any reply from my webhost about backup. Looks like it was fraud. Leave that. No point in referring to those things again. It’s better to forget and do a fresh start. One bad thing is that I lost my position in Google search. I have to regain it soon.

Till I start writing nonsense you can try making faces with burger. Just an example…

burger

Think Nonsense…