Height: Ranges between 5″ – 6″.
Build: Thin and easily vulnerable to any kind of attack. Delicate species so please handle with care.
Weight: Since they are thin, it ranges from 30-60 kg.
Identification Marks: Easy to recognize as they wear thick glasses. Evolution haven’t affected their eyesight which should have improved by adaptation. When not wearing glasses, can be identified by dark circles around eyes.
Class: Always full attendance. Normally sits in front row.
Color: Varies. Becomes Pink or faint Red when in contact with the member of opposite sex.
Location: Other than class they can be found in the nearest library or their favorite food center which is often called “The Book Store”. Now due to the advancement in technology they are also found in front of Computer eating virtual version of their food called e-books.
Living area: Their living area is often called as Lab or Library. Typically you’ll find it filled with their favorite food (The books…).
Characteristics: Highly emotional and totally unsocial. They don’t speak much and lack one of the beautiful characteristics of their major species called smile. But if they take part in any social activity they become the cause of humor. Their dressing sense is “horrible” as termed by the major species. Clothes are loose and always go against the trend. Their wardrobe is filled of books rather than clothes.
If found, please try to socialize them.
Issued in public interest by International Bookworm Society.
Long long back there were no human beings but their parents were the only ones present. At that time they were clothless as there was no one to hide from. There was no love and existence of rose was unknown. But there was a fruit that changed everything. We know that fruit by a name Apple.
What would have been if there was no apple? There wouldn’t be this conflict between “good” and “bad”. They too would never exist. There wouldn’t be a movie named The Good The Bad and The ugly. There wouldn’t be superheroes fighting against bad. In fact fight won’t exist. A perfect peaceful world which we dream of. This apple ruined everything.
But it was this apple because of which the parents of human beings, Adam and Eve, got into the “act of love making”. It is because of this apple that you and I exist. It is because of this apple we got ourselves clothes to cover up. Albeit we are now going backwards as we are shedding our clothes. Especially the species that is like of Eve.
It is this red color fruit which thrusted us towards evolution. From an animal which would walk and run on four legs, we turned ourselves into two legged and two hand monsters. Oops…. Human beings. We keep ourselves reminding of the mistake done by our great great great………….. parents by symbolizing red as the color of danger. Remember the traffic rule you broke by moving ahead while there was red light. You got fine or may be a boot or may be a pink slip. Beware of red because it’s the color of apple.
We got one famous saying..
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Doctor is someone who quickly empties our bank account and we cannot do anything there.. At least somewhere apple helps. No offense mac users.
Till next evolution…
Being shameless is one of the greatest quality you’ll possess. Ask me. I’ve turned myself into a shameless person in last few years. So with all that experience in my pocket I am writing this guide.
1) Dress unconventional: Do not comb hair. Do not use deodorant and go for a wedding. You’ll hear this word “shameless” at least once. This is just start. You have way to go ahead.
2) Talk loudly and sing sad songs. If you possess a bad voice then nothing can be better. Use this god gift to improvise and to get closer to being shameless.
3) When in toilet, mostly in public toilets, start singing “I like you” or “Hello how are you”. You’ll grab some immediate attention also.
4) When in public place and there is a bit of silence, start cursing your boss with all the bad words you know. Make sure it’s loud enough to be heard by others.
5) Do not wash your clothes. Wear them for as far as you can without washing. Try wearing jeans. It is an official wear for such people. It doesn’t need much washing.
Follow these five simple steps and you’ll surely achieve your shameless degree. If you have any problems do comment here and ask for help. I’ll reply you as soon as possible. Who else can help you other than a shameless person.
It’s difficult world without engineers. And especially Civil engineer. The above is an example. I’m a civil engineer by profession. So I loved the above picture. I got this set of images which explained what life would have without engineers. The engineers included were Computer, Telecom, Mechanical and some others. I tend to forget things that are irrelevant to me.
It’s not because I’m an engineer but if I wasn’t I would have sticked to the same thing. These hard working people make our life easy. Through construction we have almost captured the sea barrier also. Don’t believe then check the Palm islands in Dubai. We don’t know the importance till the day we are in their position.
What if the clothes were not fabricated?? How about wearing leaves?? I am pure vegetarian. So don’t expect me to kill animal and wear skins.