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Shoes that can fly

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I woke up today morning, turned tv on and switched to news channel. Oh my god!! I couldn’t believe on my eyes, what I was watching. I saw one shoe flying and within a second another. Don’t you want to know who is the inventor?? Surprisingly he is an Iraqi reporter. His invention may just prove to be a revolutionary one.

Those two flying shoes were targeted on Mr. President. Unlike the 9/11 attacks on America which took thousands of lives, these didn’t even took one(This certainly looks like Iraq is heading towards non-violence). They didn’t even hit the target. Both missed. Mr. President is still fit and alert even at the end of his term. He successfully dodged both the shoes and confirmed his fitness.

Christmas is approaching and this inventor wanted to show his love towards Mr. president. He cannot afford an American trip. He is also afraid that he may be treated as terrorist rather than a reporter. His gift also may be suspected as a potential bomb or something similar. So he decided to give the Christmas gift at that moment.

No one knew that Mr. President cannot afford to buy new shoes due to the financial crisis. He must be happy now and will keep those shoes as souvenir. Mr. President had a smile on his face throughout. A great example of how President should be and how he should accept souvenir with a smile.

Till the next flying shoes incidence…

Think Nonsense…

When everyone is genius

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God created us. Us the human beings. It took years for our brain to develop. Some 10000+ years. I am not good at history. So find it yourself. He created all of us as unique personalities. We are unique. You don’t believe? It’s up to you. I know i am unique. He gave different physic and different brain. Some are born intelligent and some become later.

Hey!! I read that so many times in papers, social science class, by priests and so on… Why are you repeating this stuff? Sorry for that. I was reading some interesting stuff and couldn’t think of anything better to start my post with. If you have got some time to waste and have patience in reading long articles then read this. I got that while digging.

Einstein Genius Scientist

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Famous Patelbhai

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Patel is a Gujarati-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day,’ You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.’ Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,
‘OK, Patel how about Tom Cruise?’
‘Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.’
So Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts,
‘Patel! Great to see you. You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!’
Although impressed, Patel’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Patel that he thinks Patel’s knowing Cruise was just lucky.

‘No, no, just name anyone else,’ Patel says.
‘President Bush,’ his boss quickly retorts.
‘Yes,’ Patel says, ‘I know him, let’s fly out to Washington.’
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Patel on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying,
‘Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.’
Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Patel who again implores him to name anyone else.
‘The Pope,’ his boss replies.
‘Sure!’ says Patel . ‘My folks use to live in Germany, and I’ve known the Pope a long time.’ Continue reading →

That’s Ridiculous

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I was just going through news and I read this and then this. I’ve been always curious why US always attacks India and China?? Because they are emerging superpowers?? I never wanted to post a political issue on my blog. The whole politics itself is dirty and I don’t wont to make my blog dirty. But certainly somethings do hurt and I’m not the person who’ll keep quiet about this. When I’ve a blog to express myself, I must say it.

Bush says the Indian Middle Class is getting better and is getting prosperous. Due to that the demands increase for food and this leads to global food crisis. Now where is the American Middle Class?? It’s getting poor I think. They don’t have demands. They are going on diets and saving food for the country. Is it like that?? I’m sure American Middle Class is far more prosperous than the Indian. Lots of income makes them richer than the Indians. But how can Bush speak against his own country mens?? And thats why he targeted Indians. Continue reading →