There is not a single day in your life without an excuse. You do mistake, fall into some problem and the best friend you find at that time is the excuse. It saves your day and if not at least gives you time to find another better excuse. Solution to this is to never do any mistakes or fall in problem which ain’t going to happen. You have to live with giving excuses. If you recall the excuses later on then you surely want to kill yourself for the stupid reasoning. They are quiet funny. While in search of these excuses, I found some typical ones.
You hurt someone close to you verbally and later on realize your mistake.
I didn’t mean those things I said.. I was drunk
You don’t want to go for a wedding, party or such function.
I swear I don’t have time
I couldn’t find anything to wear
While in an argument, most probably with your wife, you are unable to argue further.
I don’t know what you talking about?
When your wife finds you in intimate position with your secretary.
She jumped on me and I couldn’t stop her.. It’s all her fault.
Its not what it looks like.
When you are increasing your protein intake by having beer with your friends and you get a call or While your girlfriend\wife asks you for some expensive jewelery.
Hello.. Hello.. Can’t hear you properly. I am out of range may be.
My phone battery is low. Can I call you back?
While talking on phone, you get bored and don’t want to talk so you hang up the phone. When that person calls you back…
Don’t know what happened. These cellular companies are piece of shit.
The biggest, most widely used, very short and doesn’t affect much is…
Till you find another excuse…
After a long gap I had one good weekend. This year has been totally boring in terms of enjoyment. So do the weekends. They come and they go. I only “use” them to complete my sleep which I don’t get enough on weekdays. I sleep with the beginning of next day. That is why I don’t like anyone or anything interfering in my Sunday sleep. This time it was different and I had to go.
One of my friend is planning to build a new house. He wanted my advice as I am suppose to be a Civil Engineer. His house is around 30-35 Km from my. He is my cousins friend first. So my cousin asked me to come on Saturday for a weekend fun. Our weekend fun is limited and not unlimited. There are hardly unlimited fun times. This was another limited. There were seven of us including me and we had dinner and then Baskin Robbins.
I don’t know why I stopped going for weekends. Earlier my weekends were planned. Especially last year. Sometimes with this cousin and the other time with my friends or may be colleagues. That used to take junk out of my mind and I am fresh. Now you have to read all that junk here in the form of nonsense.
This fun is just for 3-4 hours but acts as charge. I am thinking of continuing with such weekends. I am jobless on Sundays most of the time. Such weekends will fill that thing. I wouldn’t have faced this problem if I was drinking at least beer. One group of my friend celebrate such “wet” weekends every now and then.
Till I taste my first beer…
It happens that the process is different but the end result turns out to be the same. Just like the picture above. We don’t care about the process. We want something and a we know is that we want that. It doesn’t matter how it is achieved. We want success at any cost. The difficult way is difficult but steady and slow. The easy way is easy and fast but it may not be sure always. It is up to you to choose.
Sorry. It was too much yesterday night.
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