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What’s Your Excuse?

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There is not a single day in your life without an excuse. You do mistake, fall into some problem and the best friend you find at that time is the excuse. It saves your day and if not at least gives you time to find another better excuse. Solution to this is to never do any mistakes or fall in problem which ain’t going to happen. You have to live with giving excuses. If you recall the excuses later on then you surely want to kill yourself for the stupid reasoning. They are quiet funny. While in search of these excuses, I found some typical ones.

You hurt someone close to you verbally and later on realize your mistake.
I didn’t mean those things I said.. I was drunk

You don’t want to go for a wedding, party or such function.
I swear I don’t have time
I couldn’t find anything to wear

While in an argument, most probably with your wife, you are unable to argue further.
I don’t know what you talking about?

When your wife finds you in intimate position with your secretary.
She jumped on me and I couldn’t stop her.. It’s all her fault.
Its not what it looks like.

When you are increasing your protein intake by having beer with your friends and you get a call or While your girlfriend\wife asks you for some expensive jewelery.
Hello.. Hello.. Can’t hear you properly. I am out of range may be.
My phone battery is low. Can I call you back?

While talking on phone, you get bored and don’t want to talk so you hang up the phone. When that person calls you back…
Don’t know what happened. These cellular companies are piece of shit.

The biggest, most widely used, very short and doesn’t affect much is…
I forgot…

Till you find another excuse…
Think Nonsense…

Anger Management

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Emotions are what our life is made up of. Among all the emotions love and hatred are dominating. Let’s forget about love because it’s very difficult to love someone. The vice verse is true. It’s very easy to get angry or hate someone. You don’t believe this? Most of you do. But for those who don’t, I’ll give an example.

A typical situation. Husband and wife. It’s morning and he is in hurry. He is getting ready to go to office. Wife is busy making breakfast and his lunchbox. At the same time preparing the kids for school. The husband cannot find his hanky. His first reaction is he shouts. Get’s angry on his wife. Wife searches for hanky, finds it and gives to her husband. Husband takes it and shoots away for office.

Here a simple thing could have cooled down the things. A simple bye or hug or may be a kiss. That doesn’t cost much.(It doesn’t cost a cent!!) But anger doesn’t let us to think from heart. In fact it doesn’t allow us to think. The wind of anger blows away the lamp inside our mind. A simple solution is what needed in such situation and we cannot think of such solution.

Anger management must be hot business. When everyone is in anger, there are lot’s of potential clients. The first step of anger management is known to all. Just count from 1 to 10 or 10 to 1. And when you are very much angry, count to 100. Another thing you should know is that anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. It’s better you carve this in your mind when you are not angry. Anger makes us strong, but that strength doesn’t last long.

So calm yourself and don’t get angry. Anger will not solve any problem but will lead to some more.

Till you are not angry…
Think Nonsense…