Did you notice? You were able to read the title correctly without any problem. Human mind can interpret the words written in the above manner. this quality is exploited and is being used in many places. Mostly this “places” refer to online hangouts, chatrooms, websites, blogs and we have mobiles. If you are not tech savvy then probably mobiles is the place where you must have used this pattern of writing or texting to your friend colleague.
This thing turns out to be a good mind exercise. If you get too much of SMS in this particular language pattern then your brain gets good exercise. It remains fit and such mental exercise often increases your productivity(Do you feel I am exaggerating??). The only downside may be the phone bills for the replies of such messages. If you get too much messages you also need to reply to them in order to keep the communication. Continue reading →
Have you ever thought of this? It could be this post which raised the question in your mind. How many of you actually know the meaning of your name? Have you ever asked about this to anyone? This anyone is most probably one of your parents. Especially your mother. But it is doubtful that they will know the meaning.
The thought that you are meaningless hurts. For most of you at least. There are many names which probably doesn’t have any meaning. What could be the meaning of John or Obama? In India every name has some meaning behind it. It makes us meaningful. 😀 With the exception of persons like me, everyone else is meaningful. Continue reading →
While reading some documents I came across this word. As you already know how good I am at English, This is a new word added to my dictionary. The attraction towards the first three letters of this word made me to write this post. My earlier Entrecard image showcased that. Then I changed it as I don’t wanted to be a democrat. Neither the elephant to clarify myself.
I don’t want to write much about the first three letters. Reason is as stated above. Take the next three letters ‘ess’. They are pronounced similar to first three. Am I right? I need to learn more about pronunciations. It’s funny that ‘ass’ and ‘ess’ sound similar. First has meanings and lots of uses but the second one is meaningless.
Unexpectedly I am somehow improving my English. Whenever I find such word, the first thing I do is Google the word. That gives me it’s meaning and examples on how to use in sentences. Learning doesn’t seem to stop. The reading I do is so much that I add a word everyday to my word database.
I remember the lessons I used to get in my high school. The breaking of word into smaller words and trying to interpret their meanings by our teacher. Now imagine this word at that time. I can hear an interpretation coming from my high school time to now. My teacher is explaining…
“If we take ‘ass’ out from this….”
Whats that??? I actually never figured out why programming languages have such names. .Net, C#, C ,C++ (yeah yeah. ++ because it’s the next version of C). But then I realized that they must have considered some situations which may lead to many confusions. And the confusions lead to more confusions.
Imagine if the programming languages have names of human beings. Consider .Net. If .Net was called as Jessica (My favorite Hollywood actress). What would have been difficulties while conversations?? Something like…
I want to learn Jessica
I’m learning Jessica
Jessica is Object oriented
Jessica has garbage collector
Programmers are really intelligent persons. I never under estimated them. But they do consider such things and it’s mind blowing.
Does that programmers rule apply to me?? I’m writing code in .Net and hence logically I’m a programmer. But how can a person with lot’s of nonsense be called a programmer and hence an intelligent person?? Consider myself as an exception. 😀
Ever since I started this blog, I always wanted to write poems here. But poem and me??? The thought of doing this makes me sweat. So I started gathering some of the wonderful poems i read in newspapers, blogs, emails and posted them here. But the poet in me was very much upset due to this.
So then what….
I started writing poem. The first time I thought I wrote three in a hour. I was almost shocked that there is such poet in me. But it did and it still exist. I don’t know how many of you’ll like those poems. For some of you they will slip through eyes. But I have a bit of satisfaction of writing my poem.
I’ll soon start posting them here. Of course I’ll be writing them with a different name as most of the poets do. Oh yeah. One thing I forgot. English readers can take a break and relax from this nonsense as I’ll not be playing with that language. The poems I’ll write will be in Hindi and Marathi only.My name will be “शून्य”. It means a zero.
Hope you like my Nonsense Poems also