Never swallow bubble gum

Bubble gum

It is a habit for some to keep on chewing something without any hunger like a rat. Bubble gum comes for rescue such peoples. This too have side effect though and can cause serious problems. Like when it is swallowed, it can lead to above picture. Now don’t picture yourself there. 😆

Talking Picture 06

Talking Picture 06

Kiss My Arse!!!!!

Rules :
1) One entry per user, per blog. Don’t use multiple blogs as separate entries.
2) Caption may contain humor or may not. In the end best will be chosen.
3) You should have an Entrecard account for the winning prize.
4) Entries open till Sunday 23:59 UTC
5) Winner will be announced on Monday.
6) At least ten entries are required to decide winner.

Winner gets 300ec !!! So what are you waiting for?? Suggest a caption and make the Picture talking.

Talking Picture 01

Elephant Ass

What are you looking at??

Now it’s simple. You just have to put a caption to this. Post it as a comment or edit the image and post the link. There are rules and they are easy to follow.
1) One entry per blog. Don’t use multiple blogs as separate entries.
2) Caption may be contain humor or may not. In the end best will be chosen.
3) You should have an Entrecard account for the winning prize.
4) Entries open till Sunday 23:59 UTC
5) Winner will be announced on Monday.

Winner gets 300ec !!! So what are you waiting for?? Suggest a caption and make the Picture talking.

Edit: Forgot to put the last date for entries

Assessee

While reading some documents I came across this word. As you already know how good I am at English, This is a new word added to my dictionary. The attraction towards the first three letters of this word made me to write this post. My earlier Entrecard image showcased that. Then I changed it as I don’t wanted to be a democrat. Neither the elephant to clarify myself.

I don’t want to write much about the first three letters. Reason is as stated above. Take the next three letters ‘ess’. They are pronounced similar to first three. Am I right? I need to learn more about pronunciations. It’s funny that ‘ass’ and ‘ess’ sound similar. First has meanings and lots of uses but the second one is meaningless.

Unexpectedly I am somehow improving my English. Whenever I find such word, the first thing I do is Google the word. That gives me it’s meaning and examples on how to use in sentences. Learning doesn’t seem to stop. The reading I do is so much that I add a word everyday to my word database.

I remember the lessons I used to get in my high school. The breaking of word into smaller words and trying to interpret their meanings by our teacher. Now imagine this word at that time. I can hear an interpretation coming from my high school time to now. My teacher is explaining…
“If we take ‘ass’ out from this….”

Think Nonsense…