Innosense

A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”

That’s pure innocence. But the post title is different. Frankly speaking I don’t know the meaning of that word. I used it because it resembles nonsense. May be “Innovative Nonsense”.

Back to the story. I don’t know what I did when I was child. But I hear a lot when there is family get together. The whole lot of troubles I did. Somehow it makes me proud that there is no menace boy like me. On the other hand it sets an example for the little ones. Most of the time they imitate elders. But I don’t think (True again…), No one will match me.

Children’s are really the inspiration for nonsense. A little time with them helps me increase my quota.

Think Nonsense..

Parrot and The Magician

There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, entertaining the passengers with a nightly show. He was very successful in his job and there was always a full house at all his performances. Life was sweet. The money was rolling in, he had one of the best cabins, ate the best food, mixed with the best people. All was fine until one day the captain bought a parrot.

The highlight of the parrot’s day was going along to see the magician in action in the evening. During the magician’s performances, the parrot would watch him very carefully during each trick, and immediately after the magician had completed the trick the parrot would call out in a loud squawk, ” It’s up his sleeve, it’s up his sleeve,” or, ” It’s down his trousers, it’s down his trousers,” each time ruining the magician’s trick.

Well life was no longer as sweet and the magician started to struggle to satisfy the passengers. The magician naturally got very tired of the parrot and longed to kill it.

Then one night in the middle of the magician’s performances, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. Everyone was killed except for the magician and the parrot. The magician managed to swim to a piece of wreckage, climbed aboard and collapsed. The parrot flew towards the magician and perched on the edge of the raft and stared at the magician.

For a whole day the magician was unconscious, and all this time the parrot did not take his eyes off him. Eventually the magician started to stir, and looked up not really knowing where he was or what had happened. He eventually found enough energy to sit up. He then noticed the parrot, who had not stopped focusing his eyes on him all this time.

“All right I give up …” chirped the parrot, “… What have you done with the ship ?”

Frustration

Have you ever been frustrated??  I don’t think (This sentence is true) any person exists who is never frustrated. Today was the time for me. I’m so much frustrated and I can’t explain.

I went for an interview in search of new job. My mind is like a butterfly. It cannot  stay in one place. I was late and told that I’ve to wait for 2-3 months. Every time I pass an interview I reject the job due to the salary. But this was first time situation for me. I never expected such thing. But I let it go and came home to blog something rubbish here.

And guess what… PC won’t start. I kept on trying for almost 4 hours with different troubleshooting possibilities. And at last it worked. I don’t know for how long. But It’s working and I’m typing rubbish to fill up my blog. Since Windows XP refused to install I had to install Windows Vista. Yeah it s***s. But it saved my day.

Will be back tomorrow  with some nonsense.

Think Nonsense… 

Tired

Yesterday and Today were two days of hell. Yesterday I took half day and went for the movie. The next half…. I was on site till 9:15pm. Staying for so long is not much of problem. But the things I saw and faced disturbed me a bit. Looking at me you’ll find that this man is disturbed already. Thats the plus of my face. 😀

After all traveling done for the film, I resumed the job in afternoon. For those who don’t know, I’m a Civil Engineer. And so all the thing inside my head is concrete. I had to wait for the concrete on site. Personally I don’t like things to be done by cheating. It hurts. It really hurts a lot. And this was just another time I was watching the cheating. Just because he pay me for that.

The only thing I would be happy of is that I didn’t told the labors to do that. I was just watching like an a*****e. Sorry for that, but such words do come when things go against me. I can’t control them. The cheating went till 9:15 and I returned. I was tired and wanted to sleep. But before that I wrote the movie review for U Me Aur Hum.

Then Today I had to run from one site to another. I realized Today how important I’m for him. But I’ll quit soon from this job. My ethics don’t allow me. Searching for new job. When will my mind get settled for a single job?? This is the biggest question of all. I’ve to solve it alone. Suggestions welcomed….

Think Nonsense…

I’m bored

These days I often say that. Something has happened to me. And I’m loosing my ability to think nonsense. I love it and I don’t want this to happen. Usually watching some good movies or some super flops bring me back to normal(??????). Well the normal is for me but abnormal for you.

The same way reading some nonsense or listening to nonsense also helps. Like the errors this nonsense is an essential part of my life and can’t live without. So just the thought of loosing it almost stops my beats.

I’m doing many good and logical things these days. And believe me, When you are on a job it’s very difficult to think nonsense. I try it a lot but damn. I don’t get time for this. And if the things go well in next few days I’ll be getting another job. That job is one hell. And may prove to be the reason to end this nonsense.

Lets hope for best…

Think Nonsense…