1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

3. 6:00 a.m is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

4. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

5. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

6. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

7. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

8. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won’t turn down the stereo.

9. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

10. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

11. You take naps. Read the rest of this entry »

Past life here is not the life you lived some years back. It’s the last life you lived. Do you remember who you were in last life. I don’t. Well I don’t have that strong memory. While surfing along, I came across this link. You have to enter your birth date and you’ll know who you were in your last life.

Don’t take this one seriously. I posted this to make some smiles. And so do the author of this page. At least I think so. The page I’m talking about is Past Life Analysis. Give a visit and to find out what you were in your last life. My results were as follows.

Your past life diagnosis: I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-West around the year 1025. Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling! Do you remember now?

Just Imagine. Me being a philosopher and thinker. The thought itself is funny. And once again, Don’t take this seriously. There are 366 combinations which are displayed when you type your birth date.

Think Nonsense…

I saw this image in forum and thought of posting 2 versions of same image.

The English Version

And the Indian Version

कैसा हूं मैं

यह मेरी पेहली हिंदि कविता है. कितने दिनों से सोच रहा था ब्लोग पे छाप दूं. अपनी राय जरूर दें.

A Little while ago, on the very same day someone was born. This guy gets a year old today. That guy proved to be headache for many. Just talking nonsense and writing nonsense. he just started to ruin others life. But the motive was simple. Make others laugh for a while and think different for a while.

By now you must have guessed. Yeah it’s me. This weird creature was born today. I don’t know how many peoples liked me or may be hated me during these years. But I never actually wanted to hurt anyone. I am a very crazy guy and proud about my craziness. Just because does the best thing I like in this world. It brings a beautiful smile on someones face.

This skeleton is horrifying, But certainly not to be afraid of. While I’m writing this I received  a birthday message from someone I never expected to be the first one. Such unexpected things are my likes. At least I got a beautiful start today. Making the day beautiful is my duty.

Think Nonsense….