Language of an old woman

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I have already written some posts regarding language. But this is a vast subject which is sufficient to give you topic everyday. If you know more than one language, which most of you do, then you have a potential to write about language. I am good at four languages and about five of them i am in learning stages. So I have good material to write about though I choose not to write often. That would convert this blog into “The Language Blog”. After some days I’ll get some eggs and tomatoes at me.

This incidence happened yesterday while I was talking to my friend. Yeah the same friend who own a pharmacy. I talked to him after so many days due to my busy schedule. (I hate to use this “busy” word.) I was standing there and doing the thing I liked the most. Observing peoples. I do it unconsciously now as it has turned out to be my habit. After a few minutes an old woman entered the pharmacy. This is the woman whom I helped to get to the clinic. (Are you listening Santa?? I deserve a gift here.)

She gave her prescription and started talking. A bit surprised, she couldn’t talk properly. The last time I met her she was talking good. This time she wasn’t able to pronounce properly. Every word she uttered was incomplete and used to end abruptly. Try to speak without using your tongue. Something similar happened. What amused me that we were still able to get what she wanted to say.

This mystery will stay with me for long. How can we just interpret when we are unable to get the whole word? Of course it was not 100% correct interpretation but close to that. Its the beauty of a small part inside our head, that we call brain. A while back I read an e-mail where the words had the first and last letter in correct position and rest all altered. I was still able to read the paragraph without any mistake or without much effort. I hope to solve this mystery in this lifetime.

Request to all search engines: Don’t mark this post as spam due to the use of the word pharmacy. There are pharmacies which exists offline.

Till I solve the mystery…

Think Nonsense…

Showers that matter

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You wake up in the morning. Brush your teeth and then most probably you go for a shower. This is true for me. A shower in the morning makes me fresh and takes away laziness. If I don’t take a shower then I am lazy-drowsy throughout the day. I certainly don’t want this to happen.

Sometimes you don’t like taking showers because your showers are not good. Seriously it does happen. That is what’s happening to me. My shower is not working properly so I decided to take a new one. Searching for the same I found some Shower kits. You’ll surely want to buy one of those.

When you return from work, especially in summer season, you definitely get too much tired. A quick shower refreshes you. How about a hot water shower?? That would be great. Steam showers will make you happy. Choose from a wide range of steam showers and treat yourself to the ultimate spa experience. These showers come with deluxe acrylic seat, handheld showerhead, and foot massager to give you hydrotherapy experience. You can choose from the following range of steam showers.

  • Acrylic Steam Shower with Glass Front
  • Steam Shower with 10 Jets and Foot Massager
  • Steam Shower with Mini Tub
  • Tempered Glass Steam Shower with Adjustable Body Jets

All showers are made up of acrylic single piece back wall, tray and roof form the main structure of the shower cabin.

Shower Enclosures are great to save some space and useful for those who don’t have enough space to make separate bathroom. It also prevents water from splashing out on the floor. While taking a steam bath, it stops steam from spreading out and thus maximizing the steam bath effect. No need to tell you that these enclosures add to the beauty of a bathroom. You can choose from following list of products.

  • Contemporary Shower Enclosure with Glass Sliding Doors
  • Rectangular Glass Shower Enclosure
  • Chic Glass Shower Enclosure with Sliding Door
  • Modern Shower Enclosure with Two Sliding Glass Doors
  • Acrylic Base Glass Shower Enclosure
  • Glass Shower Enclosure with Pivot Door
  • Chic Shower Enclosure with Frameless Glass Design
  • Corner Mount Frameless Glass Shower Enclosure

These showers and shower enclosures are easy upgrades. You can also choose a product by height. So you have a wide range of products to choose from and which suits your needs. Upgrade to these Shower accessories and you’ll enjoy your bath.

Have a great bathing pleasure…

A Tribute to Martyrs

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If I Die In The War Zone
Pack My Body And Send Me Home
Pin The Medals On My Chest
Tell My Mother I Did My Best

Tell Those Pretty Girls Not To Cry
Coz I Am A Soldier
Born To Die
But Dont You Worry
To Survive In Battle,
Is My Will
Coz This Damn Soldier,
Is Born To Kill!!

We Follow Our Own Rules,
Make Our Own Norms
Ferocious We Are,
Lethal In Any Form
Tamers Of Tides,
We Play With Storms
You Guessed It Right
We Are “Men In Uniform”

No Agony, No Pain, Shall Make Me Cry
Soldier Was I Born
Soldier Shall I Die
I Live By Chance
Love By Choice
And Kill By Profession…

– Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan

Today is Vijay Divas. A day on which India defeated Pakistan in 1971 war. This day is celebrated to give tribute to all the soldiers who gave their lives for the country. Selflessly protecting our country from enemies which mostly contribute Pakistan. This nation still haven’t learn a lesson in spite of being defeated three times.

We say here,
One who does mistake once is Human
One who does mistakes twice is Satan
And one who keeps committing mistakes is Pakistan

This post is especially dedicated to heroes of 26/11 attacks on Mumbai. Poem at the start of this post is by Major Sandeep who is one of the brave soldier who dies in this mission protecting hostages. I salute to him and all other martyrs.

Someone said
Wars come, Wars go. My soldiers stay eternal.

Shoes that can fly

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I woke up today morning, turned tv on and switched to news channel. Oh my god!! I couldn’t believe on my eyes, what I was watching. I saw one shoe flying and within a second another. Don’t you want to know who is the inventor?? Surprisingly he is an Iraqi reporter. His invention may just prove to be a revolutionary one.

Those two flying shoes were targeted on Mr. President. Unlike the 9/11 attacks on America which took thousands of lives, these didn’t even took one(This certainly looks like Iraq is heading towards non-violence). They didn’t even hit the target. Both missed. Mr. President is still fit and alert even at the end of his term. He successfully dodged both the shoes and confirmed his fitness.

Christmas is approaching and this inventor wanted to show his love towards Mr. president. He cannot afford an American trip. He is also afraid that he may be treated as terrorist rather than a reporter. His gift also may be suspected as a potential bomb or something similar. So he decided to give the Christmas gift at that moment.

No one knew that Mr. President cannot afford to buy new shoes due to the financial crisis. He must be happy now and will keep those shoes as souvenir. Mr. President had a smile on his face throughout. A great example of how President should be and how he should accept souvenir with a smile.

Till the next flying shoes incidence…

Think Nonsense…