How to be shameless – 5 simple steps

Being shameless is one of the greatest quality you’ll possess. Ask me. I’ve turned myself into a shameless person in last few years. So with all that experience in my pocket I am writing this guide.

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1) Dress unconventional: Do not comb hair. Do not use deodorant and go for a wedding. You’ll hear this word “shameless” at least once. This is just start. You have way to go ahead.
2) Talk loudly and sing sad songs. If you possess a bad voice then nothing can be better. Use this god gift to improvise and to get closer to being shameless.
3) When in toilet, mostly in public toilets, start singing “I like you” or “Hello how are you”. You’ll grab some immediate attention also.
4) When in public place and there is a bit of silence, start cursing your boss with all the bad words you know. Make sure it’s loud enough to be heard by others.
5) Do not wash your clothes. Wear them for as far as you can without washing. Try wearing jeans. It is an official wear for such people. It doesn’t need much washing.

Follow these five simple steps and you’ll surely achieve your shameless degree. If you have any problems do comment here and ask for help. I’ll reply you as soon as possible. Who else can help you other than a shameless person.

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Peace and a hug

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Peace is what we all want. But we all know that all that we want, not necessary we get it. Same is true with peace. We fight, we invade, we war to get peace. At the end of it we are in a situation where there is no one left who want’s peace. There is no way to peace, but peace is the way.

We haven’t figured out what is peace. Peace is to have a bigger stick in your hand. Peace is not that there shouldn’t be war, there shouldn’t be fight. Peace is the ability to cope with fight.

Peace, in the sense of the absence of war, is of little value to someone who is dying of hunger or cold. It will not remove the pain of torture inflicted on a prisoner of conscience. It does not comfort those who have lost their loved ones in floods caused by senseless deforestation in a neighboring country. Peace can only last where human rights are respected, where people are fed, and where individuals and nations are free.
– Dalai Lama

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It’s soon enough

Hellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…..
I feel like spamming with this message. I am back online after six days. Six days without internet. Imagine I didn’t switched on my PC for a whole day. I can now say that’s possible. So whenever you think something is impossible, then go offline. Things become possible in real life.

Out of the six days, I must say I wasted two days in configuring one of my script offline on WAMP. I haven’t figured out how to make changes yet. After two days of wasting I thought better use these days for some reading. I started reading a book which I bought from library and finished fifty pages in two hours. Conclusion.. I have not forgot how to read books.

Then internet became irresistible and I logged in from my office PC. Yesterdays post was from that PC. I don’t like to use it as it contains lot’s of spywares. I am very evil. Why should I repair it for free? :devil: I have to change password for my blog now.

The “Very soon” was really “Very soon”. I am online within a day.
“Kisi cheez ko agar dil se chaho to puri kayanat tumhein usase milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai”.
I’ll translate it.
“If you have a strong desire for something then the whole world tries to get you closer to it.”

Till you desire for desire…
Think Nonsense…

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I am not dead

This post is just to inform you that I am not dead. I don’t think ghosts can write a message on blogs. It is just my internet connection which is keeping me away from blogging. I’ll be back soon, very soon with your daily dose of nonsense.

Till then…
Think Nonsense…

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Stay Motivated

Stay Motivated

You can never please every one all the time,
You can please someone some times,
But you can please yourself every time…
When you decide to do things your way…
And doing all those things which gives you satisfaction.
You are then motivated!

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