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The Culprit Apple

Long long back  there were no human beings but their parents were the only ones present. At that time they were clothless as there was no one to hide from. There was no love and existence of rose was unknown. But there was a fruit that changed everything. We know that fruit by a name Apple.

What would have been if there was no apple? There wouldn’t be this conflict between “good” and “bad”. They too would never exist. There wouldn’t be a movie named The Good The Bad and The ugly. There wouldn’t be superheroes fighting against bad. In fact fight won’t exist. A perfect peaceful world which we dream of. This apple ruined everything.

But it was this apple because of which the parents of human beings, Adam and Eve, got into the “act of love making”. It is because of this apple that you and I exist. It is because of this apple we got ourselves clothes to cover up. Albeit we are now going backwards as we are shedding our clothes. Especially the species that is like of  Eve.

It is this red color fruit which thrusted us towards evolution. From an animal which would walk and run on four legs, we turned ourselves into two legged and two hand monsters. Oops…. Human beings. We keep ourselves reminding of the mistake done by our great great great………….. parents by symbolizing red as the color of danger. Remember the traffic rule you broke by moving ahead while there was red light. You got fine or may be a boot or may be a pink slip. Beware of red because it’s the color of apple.

We got one famous saying..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Doctor is someone who quickly empties our bank account and we cannot do anything there.. At least somewhere apple helps. No offense mac users.

Till next evolution…
Think Nonsense…

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Day Dreaming – Are You A Day Dreamer?

Who said dreams come only in night?? It is possible to have dreams during the daytime. Although naturally it’s during night and socially the right time for the dreams has been fixed to be the night time. Else you’ll get a label on your head as a day dreamer. To clear myself I am not a day dreamer. But I think I am going to be a day dreamer soon. I like to have dreams at night and I tell my dreams during the day time. Just being off topic, Have you read “Tell me your dreams” by Sydney Sheldon?? Nice book to read.

So these day dreamer are unique species which possess special  powers to see dreams during the daytime. These day dreamers have dreams which most of the time fall in humor category. Yes they are  just like the crazy dreams. I wonder how they are able to see dreams during daytime. I am unable to sleep during day and recently was in nights also. These day dreamers don’t sleep during the daytime.They see the dreams with open eyes.

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At this point I see what amazing power they have. It is indeed difficult to see dreams with open eyes. I tried this so as to become a day dreamer. But I was unable to see the dreams. In the end I would like the day dreamers not to share their powers. Get a job or work somewhere and get engaged in something. You have an unique quality.

All of us dream. Those who dream in night, wake up in the day and they are vanished. But day dreamers are dangerous. They may act their dreams with open eyes to make it possible.

Sources: I would like to thank some of my friends, colleagues and people I see everyday to help me in writing this much about day dreaming. It was not at all possible without these day dreamers. :wink:

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Happyness – The Source of Success

Principles change as the time. Why not? You need to cope up with the new world which defines things in different way than what they used to be. Over the time work is where there have been dramatic changes. What you do, doesn’t matter. What you don’t do, doesn’t matter. What matters is that whatever you do or don’t do should result in success.

We have now got the habit, a very bad habit. This habit is not being used to success, but running after success. We try everything possible and impossible to get closer to success. We forget our principles, instead we change them. The path chosen for the success not necessarily are right paths. We go through the wrong path, get lost in between and then dig a path which lead to right one. It’s like we know the right path but we choose the wrong path in order to taste early success.

While doing all this one thing we forget is the source of success. What is the source of success? Was there a single moment in your life when you asked this question to yourself? I bet that moment doesn’t exist. Fortunately or unfortunately the source of success is known to everyone. We don’t see it. A blanket of nothing covers that source. That source is Happyness.

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Happyness is the source of success. When we are happy, there is nothing for us to worry about. Whatever we do at that time works out excellent. Our mind loves happyness and it acts as oxygen to our creativity. When we know the source of anything, we see a definite path towards the source. There is no need to search and go the wrong way.

So don’t worry. Be happy and see yourself closing towards success…. :)

Till you get happy…
Think Nonsense..

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Female Shopping Mind

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