Smart Old Man

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly gentleman as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!”, pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver’s side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, “10 Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir,” said the Trooper.

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Humor

Humor….

What to say about that. Its fun :-) . Humor adds spice to life. If you dont smile you miss something. A long old say that holds true forever.

“Smile is a small curve which makes everything straight”

Whether you are a boss or worker, common man or big businessman, 18 or 80…

You all love that curve on face. Sometimes if you cant smile you like to see that smile on the faces of your loved ones. Spread the happiness and make this curve longer. The more you’ll share the more you’ll be happy.

Here is a part of sharing from me (Yeah I’m selfish too, to get more happiness) .

Enjoy and Think Nonsense…

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Hello Again..

Well that sound interesting. Why I said again?? The reason is that this is my second blog. Don’t ask me where is first blog. Unlike first one, I’ll don’t let this go.

So whats this blog about?? Whats so special???
Well this blog is about nonsense. There is much to talk about nonsense. But its never talked :-). We all try to speak sensible and make a false impression. But here you’ll talk about nonsense. Everything you wanted to express. Its for you because I speak nonsense in my real life to spice it up.

So lets go ahead and start the nonsense.
But remember my nonsense do make some sense sometimes. It’ll make you laugh or make you think for a while.

So Think Nonsense……..

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