Here I am
This is me
Just nowhere else on earth
I rather be

I am back at last to make your brains work(in a way they shouldn’t be). I am sure many of you must have missed my dose of nonsense. If not then good for you. You’ll get some more minutes to read some good stuff. Maybe prepare a cup of tea or coffee for yourself. Good use of time. Where was I these days? How can I live my blog without an entry?

I was sick. Severe fever(rhyming words. can be used in poems). It was Friday and I was really happy that the next day will be Saturday. Not for long when I woke up with a fever of 101F. WTF??(Here WT is not a number and should be read as letters). Couldn’t stand properly, there was no way I could go on myself to the doctor. Shame on me. So took a paracetamol and waited for next day. I hate to do such thing. My cousin came and he took me to the doctor the next day. Still the fever 101F. WTF?? I completed course and went again on Wednesday. Feeling good now.

Do you now how much fun I missed?? It had to come in just those three days?? On Friday it was my cousins birthday. The same one who took me to doctor. On Saturday we have a ritual ceremony to get blessings from our ancestral spirits. I never miss that. And on Sunday it was my Father’s birthday. It was celebrated at our main house and I was “carried away” to there. In spite of being sick my nose could smell all those delicious dishes which later they didn’t allow me to eat. Just two more days. That animal will come out soon.

I’ll finish it here. Keep humming the song. If you don’t know then the song is “Here I am” by Bryan Adams from the album Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron. Do a google search you’ll get the whole album for free. See ya soon. Keep reading and

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It’s two months since the release of The Dark Knight. I was really eager to watch the film and just today I competed downloading it’s screener. It was pain as no one was seeding the torrent. I’ll keep that apart. I want to talk about the movie. It is much talked movie and now it’s my turn.

So it is Sunday. I wake up late and I am in fool mood of watching films. Add to it it was my mothers birthday according to Indian calender. She likes to celebrate it according to that. So it was four of us who enjoyed the birthday. On this occasion this dumbass just wishes to give her some more happy moments and she never have to take the smile of her face. I got to eat chocolate cake for this. This was at night.

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By this time you have read enough about this. I cannot resist writing about this. I had to wait till Saturday where this post suits the best. So the experiment is started and nothing has happened to our planet. I am still alive and so you are. I was forced to write because of a news I read in paper. A girl committed suicide with the fear of explosion. No guesses that she was illiterate and studied till third grade only.

So what is this experiment?? What is this Large Hadron Collider or LHC?? This LHC is world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator. A particle accelerator is something which uses electric fields to propel electrically-charged particles to high speeds. You can assume that LHC is like a our CRT monitors or TV’s but at a larger scale.

What is the purpose of this experiment?? Scientists are trying to solve the mysteries of universe. How it was born?? What was there before?? What is this dark matter actually?? To tell you the fact that this dark matter occupies 22% of universe. If they succeed in experiment then we will probably know 22% of universe at least. That in turn will be a huge achievement and many mysteries may be solved.

This experiment is being conducted in a circular tunnel, 27km long, at Geneva. It took almost 14 years to make the tunnel ready for experiment. Now it’s started on 10th September. The energy will increase later. This is just start. It will take time for the results. It is indeed amazing that big bang alike situation will be created on our very own Earth. Now wait for the results. You can read more about LHC here.

For the last two months I have trying to build up traffic to this blog. I made changes to increase traffic. Registering to Entrecard was a boon to my traffic. But I was and am always aware that the traffic is not targeted. They are users who come and go just to fulfill some requirement. There is a small percentage of that traffic which is really interested in blogging. Such visitors are difficult to get but once you get they stick to you.

Of course you need to write good to keep them attached to your blog. This month I want to totally depend on my 280+ posts to get traffic to my blog. I want to see how many users really get to my blog without having to force them. I want to quit entrecard as it suxx now due to some changes in it’s policies. They believe it will prove to be good. But every now and then they are hitting a nail in coffin. Just have to wait when will be the final nail in coffin?? I cannot quit entrecard instantly as my 20000+ec are hanging there. I am playing “Hangman” there now.

I’ll be totally idle and out of blogging world you can say. I want to give more attention to content and content writing. Eventhough it’s nonsense, you should be able to understand that it is nonsense. Theme for four days a week has created some good reputation. I saw one blog copying my idea of “Tuesday Readings”. There will be more coming like that. I don’t mind them.

To all the visitors and readers who are reading my blog and read this blog till this line, please be patient for some days. If you have a blog I’ll be replying to you soon. I am gone nowhere. Just a small hibernation. I’ll be writing but not promoting. Consulting and studying better ways to write blog. If you have tips for this dumb guy then you are always welcomed.

P.S.: I removed all ads and all advertising. Not much earnings for last two months. I should have done that before.

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Glad to be blogging again. After being offline for five days here I am with a dose of nonsense. It is amazing that the five days ended very quickly. I woke up yesterday morning just to see that it was the last day of the festival. Gosh!!! It should have been more. All the hard work in preparations, in prayers, in the rituals, in the aarti’s was fun to do. Meetings in join family always rejoiceful.

Yesterday was the immersion day. Rains for the past four days were not in the picture. To our surprise rains god wanted to give us company for the immersion ceremony. The close by river where we immerse the idol was almost flooded within no time. When I went there and saw the speed of water I thought we’ll be having trouble today. Thankfully rain intensity reduced and it was all good in the end. It was 2 o’clock by then.

I came home today and first thing was as usual to be online. A flood of e-mails and messages was waiting for me. And there is still the subscriptions of the blogs which I haven’t finished. It’ll take sometime to complete. I wish I owned a laptop so that I could finish them in my free time at work. It’ll take 2-3 days maybe.

The first thing I noticed was my e-mails where “chromed”. Many e-mails regarding this Google browser which I won’t be using. Secondly due to lack of publicity there was not much response to “Talking Picture 05″. So no results this time. It seems nobody liked the snowman drinking beer. I’ll be trying different traffic source from next month and will slow down use of entrecard till the big announcement.

The last five days were great. Chatting with my siblings, uncles, friends, some other relatives really pulled of everything that was on my head. It feels much more relaxed. Now I am ready for routine life. Such breaks in the routines should be made compulsory. Now have to see where my work has reached?? I’ll have to wear a bulletproof jacket tomorrow.

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