Don’t be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
Category: Nonsense
And here goes my nonsense.
Warning: You may go mad if you read to much from here and take it seriously.
What’s Your Excuse?
There is not a single day in your life without an excuse. You do mistake, fall into some problem and the best friend you find at that time is the excuse. It saves your day and if not at least gives you time to find another better excuse. Solution to this is to never do any mistakes or fall in problem which ain’t going to happen. You have to live with giving excuses. If you recall the excuses later on then you surely want to kill yourself for the stupid reasoning. They are quiet funny. While in search of these excuses, I found some typical ones.
You hurt someone close to you verbally and later on realize your mistake.
I didn’t mean those things I said.. I was drunk
You don’t want to go for a wedding, party or such function.
I swear I don’t have time
I couldn’t find anything to wear
While in an argument, most probably with your wife, you are unable to argue further.
I don’t know what you talking about?
When your wife finds you in intimate position with your secretary.
She jumped on me and I couldn’t stop her.. It’s all her fault.
Its not what it looks like.
When you are increasing your protein intake by having beer with your friends and you get a call or While your girlfriend\wife asks you for some expensive jewelery.
Hello.. Hello.. Can’t hear you properly. I am out of range may be.
My phone battery is low. Can I call you back?
While talking on phone, you get bored and don’t want to talk so you hang up the phone. When that person calls you back…
Don’t know what happened. These cellular companies are piece of shit.
The biggest, most widely used, very short and doesn’t affect much is…
I forgot…
Till you find another excuse…
Think Nonsense…
Love Actually…
Love Actually is around us..
It’s just we see through our eyes and not through the heart.
I watched this movie and was stunned. Too many characters make it confusing for a while but it ends well and I am really happy to watch this movie. It gets 10/10 from me. This movie involved me from the first minute itself when it gives example of twin tower tragedy.
It is unfortunate that I don’t see through heart or maybe I have just started to. That’s because I see hatred all around. Brothers hate brothers, friends hate friends, neighbors hate neighbors. Then there are riots, murders…. I even see cats fighting cats and dogs fighting dogs. Exception is the mating season. :love: That time I find love among animals at least.
To see love around me, I have to travel some 20-25km from my home where there are some points and they are lovers paradise. If the around is 20-25km then the statement holds true. When love is in the air you get refreshed. It’s not just love between couples. I see a family coming there with two kids. Probably boys as it’s difficult to judge gender of kids of age 2-3 years. You can find it only when they start crying for something. If they cry out loud they are boys else girls. I love in that family.
When a tragedy takes place cell phone companies certainly go into profits. There is a high volume of calls between relatives almost to the extent that the network goes down. This shows that love does exists to the extent we cannot think of. I will not try but I will see the world through my heart to feel this love. That’s what you need to do.
Till you find love around you…
Think Nonsense…
Making Sense Out of Nonsense
What is sense? and What is Nonsense? Webster dictionary gives the best definitions for these two words(often used by your employer as if they have copyright for these words) so I am not giving out the definition. For me it’s what other than me like is sense and what other than me don’t like is nonsense. But these other than me probably don’t know they live in a world full of nonsense. Just to give an example.
These other than me and I live in India. A great place to live where we are surrounded by nonsense. We have so called largest democracy in the world. The other than me say that I don’t make sense. Yeah. I am very much inclined towards nonsense. But look at what these other than me do.
- They have sports minister who find it difficult to walk
- They have a Prime minister labeled of many degrees but cannot take his own decision and is like a puppet in someone’s hand
- They have health minister who is admitted to medical college only to cure some disease
- They have criminals standing for election and these other than me elect them
- They have light in cities and metros by putting the major part of India which lives in villages into darkness
- They have food stock piled in ports and warehouse’s left for rotting when the prices for same commodities skyrocket
- They have…… The list will go on and by now you too think that I don’t make sense
I am not trying to prove I make sense and other than me don’t. I am just trying to figure out sense from the nonsense. Let me tell you what is nonsense for other than me.
- An Ox giving liters of milk
- A dumb person taking part in singing competition
- A bald person keeping a comb in his pocket
- A sheep behaving like a dog
- A donkey(how can I forget this animal) taking part in horse race
Isn’t it? Those are the lines which don’t make sense to other than me. And the list before this doesn’t make sense for me. Who wins here? Of course other than me!!! Majority always wins.
Till other than me find sense in nonsense…
I’ll Think Nonsense…
What An Idea!!!
Situation: You are in deep trouble. If you are a student then probably your parents came to know that you are half the time bunking your classes and sitting in the canteen, Scanning every girl that pass by you. Or you have two girlfriends and while walking with one you find the second one walking towards you. Then there is worse when you are in a zoo in front of lions cage. You tease him and make him angry only to know that the cage is not locked and he can fulfill his appetite.
These are some situations that requires fast thinking else your life is in trouble. Every situation here can be approached in various ways. That’s because we have different thinking. These are the times when your creative mind comes up with unique solutions for the situation. These are called ideas. Continue reading →