Category: Nonsense

And here goes my nonsense.
Warning: You may go mad if you read to much from here and take it seriously.

Cricket – A Religion???

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What is Cricket??

You have two sides one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When both sides have been in and out including the not outs,

Thats the end of the game.

I hope you understood what cricket is. Now to the topic title. Is Cricket a religion?? In India they say,

If Cricket is religion, Sachin*** is God.

Certainly here peoples are crazy about Cricket. They Eat Cricket, Sleep Cricket, Think Cricket, Talk Cricket. Whenever there is India’s match you’ll find Government offices empty. Or near a TV or transistor. Crowd gathered on street outside TV shops. As an Indian this dangerous disease once affected me. But thanks to 2003 World Cup Final. It’s perfectly cured and I’m fit now. But for Cricket fan’s I should be admitted to Mental Hospital. (I still wonder why I’m not there). But the problem with that disease is that its infectious. So in order to stay away from infection, I sometime watch matches which are on Sundays. So far so good.

You see. I just got away from the topic. But reading all the above thing, It is a Religion. Its a religion which unites whole India together. This religion is very powerful. You hit this sweet spot, cleverly of course, Then name and fame are your’s. Everything has its Pro’s and Con’s. Cricket is no exception.
I don’t want you to feel bored. Will continue this Nonsense some other day.

*** = If you don’t know who is Sachin, Welcome to planet Earth.

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The Same Old Story

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This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it. But Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.

Yeah Yeah. The same old story. You read this thousand times in e-mail, blogs, papers or framed somewhere. If that’s the case then why I repeated this. Just to remind you once again. We all have read this but how many followed this? Now I don’t know how to make this question mark size big. Because it’s a big question mark. You read it. Most probably read it 2-3 times to understand it. Or to feed in memory so that you can tell someone else. But the question still remains. Did you followed it?

When you are given some work, do you do it yourself?? If possible you try to put it on someone else. Making things easy. Huh….. Personally I too cannot follow this completely. I try my best. Do most of my things myself and the things told to me also. But its human nature which loves to make things easy. We need to change that. It takes a lot of effort to change it. But give a try. You’ll surely succeed.

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Back Again…

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And I’m back. It’s been 8 days since I went for a break. I couldn’t post yesterday and today morning due to connection failure. Just wanted a break from this perpetual life for a while. I went to my uncles house. It’s really nice place to get yourself refreshed and get some energy into you. It’s a house, Better to call it as farmhouse, surrounded by trees. No coverage for my mobile, No computer, No good road leading to house, No noise. Very peaceful place.

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Never Give Up…

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For most of us the above picture puts a smile on our face. A frog almost a prey of the heron. But he doesn’t give up do easily. Catches the throat of heron so that heron will not be able to swallow him. Still has the hope that heron will suffocate and will let him out. Now its upto the heron. He can succeed in making him a prey if he can hold a bit longer or leave him and find another prey, get rid of the pain. Whatever may happen but the frog always wins. He’s giving his best to stay alive. If successful he’ll be a winner with a high confidence. If failed he’s still a winner as he did more than a frog can do.

No are you like the frog?? No one would like to be called as a frog. But in this case one will. Be like that frog. Push things as far as you can. You’ll get success. It doesn’t come easy.

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Errors Again..

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The last time I talked about Errors, I felt a bit incomplete. Thinking nonsense is not that difficult. You just have to do one thing. Just don’t think. So about errors, there exists two kind of errors.

The Big error

Khali

And The Small error

Hornswoggle

If you think carefully then you’ll find the Big errors are better than small errors. You always get scolded for small errors rather than Big ones. Somehow you easily get out of the Big ones. That happens with me most of the times. though there are two types of errors I still love both. Errors make my life something from nothing.

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