Category: Nonsense

And here goes my nonsense.
Warning: You may go mad if you read to much from here and take it seriously.

I’m bored

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These days I often say that. Something has happened to me. And I’m loosing my ability to think nonsense. I love it and I don’t want this to happen. Usually watching some good movies or some super flops bring me back to normal(??????). Well the normal is for me but abnormal for you.

The same way reading some nonsense or listening to nonsense also helps. Like the errors this nonsense is an essential part of my life and can’t live without. So just the thought of loosing it almost stops my beats.

I’m doing many good and logical things these days. And believe me, When you are on a job it’s very difficult to think nonsense. I try it a lot but damn. I don’t get time for this. And if the things go well in next few days I’ll be getting another job. That job is one hell. And may prove to be the reason to end this nonsense.

Lets hope for best…

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Learning .Net

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Whats that??? I actually never figured out why programming languages have such names. .Net, C#, C ,C++ (yeah yeah. ++ because it’s the next version of C). But then I realized that they must have considered some situations which may lead to many confusions. And the confusions lead to more confusions.

Imagine if the programming languages have names of human beings. Consider .Net. If .Net was called as Jessica (My favorite Hollywood actress). What would have been difficulties while conversations?? Something like…

I want to learn Jessica

I’m learning Jessica

Jessica is Object oriented

Jessica has garbage collector

Programmers are really intelligent persons. I never under estimated them. But they do consider such things and it’s mind blowing.

Does that programmers rule apply to me?? I’m writing code in .Net and hence logically I’m a programmer. But how can a person with lot’s of nonsense be called a programmer and hence an intelligent person?? Consider myself as an exception. 😀

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A brick at You

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A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag’s side door! He slammed on the brakes and drove the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting, “What was that all about and who are you?
Just what the heck are you doing?
That’s a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money.
Why did you do it?”
The young boy was apologetic. “Please mister … please, I’m sorry… I didn’t know what else to do,” he pleaded.
“I threw the brick because no one else would stop…”
With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car.
“It’s my brother,” he said.
“He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can’t lift him up.”
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Lack of time

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Somehow I feel that I’ve very less time. I just find it very difficult to have some good content here. The last two lines used the word very. Actually they are the first two lines. A things that is not good at this stage. If the blog was among the millions of blog which die without updating then it would have been understood. But my blog contains some nonsense which some find worth reading.

The website tools tell that many of the visitors to this blog actually have bookmarked this blog. I never expected that someone will do that. It’s been 10 days since the release of WordPress 2.5 and I’ve no time to update. Somehow I feel bored of the theme also. I will change them soon. But when is the question not to be asked.

Do you actually have to think nonsense to write here?? I don’t think so. I don’t think much while writing. It just comes out. I want to give a full Sunday to this blog. But life’s very busy and I’ve made myself busy on Sunday’s also. Too bad. I’ll make sure this blog doesn’t die and you get your dose of nonsense.

Oh…
Forgot to tell you guy’s that this is my 100th post here 🙂

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Being A Poet

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Ever since I started this blog, I always wanted to write poems here. But poem and me??? The thought of doing this makes me sweat. So I started gathering some of the wonderful poems i read in newspapers, blogs, emails and posted them here. But the poet in me was very much upset due to this.

So then what….

I started writing poem. The first time I thought I wrote three in a hour. I was almost shocked that there is such poet in me. But it did and it still exist. I don’t know how many of you’ll like those poems. For some of you they will slip through eyes. But I have a bit of satisfaction of writing my poem.

I’ll soon start posting them here. Of course I’ll be writing them with a different name as most of the poets do. Oh yeah. One thing I forgot. English readers can take a break and relax from this nonsense as I’ll not be playing with that language. The poems I’ll write will be in Hindi and Marathi only.My name will be “शून्य”. It means a zero.

Hope you like my Nonsense Poems also

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