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That Mad Guy

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
20
Sep

A typical day in the market. Not much crowd but this guy is present. There is no fix place for him in this market. He doesn’t own a shop. He isn’t working for someone. He doesn’t talk to anyone. All he does is, roaming all around in the market to fill his stomach. Surprisingly he gets enough to fill that part and get ready for the next day. I am talking about this mad guy, he has been labeled as mad but I don’t know if actually he is, who is now part of market.

You never know what time, precisely bad time, can do to you. If you are getting too much of troubles then the part of your body called brain starts functioning erratically and turns you hysterical. A certain chemical imbalance in that small brain can turn your life upside down. Similar thing happened with this person. He had a heart break which turned him into a Heartbreak Kid.

He is dressed such that, no one wants to look at him. Actually he is not dressed at all. Nah.. he isn’t naked also. There is no shirt or any inner wear. It’s just a short which I suppose was never washed and is lowered to reveal objectionable part of the body. Two girls walking on the streets  heads-up and this guy suddenly appears from nowhere. All you see the next moment is that the girls have their heads buried into the earth passing by him.

There are mysteries that revolve around him. He suddenly disappears for sometime and then reappears without any signs of change. The first time I saw him around 10 years back and he hasn’t changed  since. I wonder if scientist can find some anti-aging solution by studying him. He never puts on the clothes given to him. He is an example how nature nourishes the one close to him. Another mystery is why he isn’t in an asylum in spite of his condition? Too many questions unanswered.  Someone interested in an espionage?

You must be thinking that I have gone mad too to publish about this mad guy. But it’s not just me. I had some outsiders asking about him. There is something in him that increases your curiosity. I’ll just add one more fact that he has got a bachelors degree in commerce. Shocking!!!! If you happen to visit my town and then the market, you won’t be able to ignore this character.

Till you visit my town..
Think Nonsense…

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The Rear View Mirror

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
19
Sep

I wake up in the morning after snoozing the alarm for five times at least. Wrapping up the bed, here I go for the natures call. There is this mirror hanged on to a wall. This object was bought by me. I wonder why I bought it. Doesn’t make sense huh?? It won’t. I am not that good looking to keep staring at what appears in the mirror. Maybe it was an unintended intention (??????) to see if I look good. I don’t know if the same mirror means anything to the rest of family.

That brings up one big question. Why man invented mirror? Was it man or a woman? They use it much more than we do. Isn’t a mirror waste of time? If I stand in front of mirror and comb my hair everyday, lets say for 5 minutes, Then I loose three hours of my life in a month. I could have used that to watch one Hindi movie with 8-10 songs or two English flicks.
The option of uncombed hair looks better now as I am converting into a movie buff.

A few days back, I read a story about acid thrown on faces of some young girls. This is the stage of your life when you want to look beautiful. Can you imagine the fear in their eyes when they’ll see their face in the mirror? I cannot comment on the crime committed as it will lead to a full paragraph of bad words but the role of mirrors is such that it will lead to a catastrophe. The world without a mirror seems to be a good place.

Then we have rear view mirrors.
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These mirrors often reflect objects closer than they appear. They force us to look back and we do it. Not just once, but again and again and again. We develop a habit of looking back not just while driving but in our life too. If you drive often then you’ll know what I want to say. It’s not a crime to look back. You should remember one thing…
Life is ahead… Not the rear view mirror.

Till the next time you check out the mirror…
Think Nonsense…

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Why? Why me??

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
24
Aug

Far far away, in thick forest of real life, there lives a Person. He is totally lost in the forest while trying to hunt. What he is hunting for?? Success. What he gets instead is failure. He thinks every step that he takes is a mistake and his every step leads towards failure. He is unaware of the fact that with every step of failure, he actually marches towards success. After every failure he got one question to ask. Why me god? Why me?

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Life is Good

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
22
Aug

life is good
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Don’t be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.

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What’s Your Excuse?

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
18
Aug

There is not a single day in your life without an excuse. You do mistake, fall into some problem and the best friend you find at that time is the excuse. It saves your day and if not at least gives you time to find another better excuse. Solution to this is to never do any mistakes or fall in problem which ain’t going to happen. You have to live with giving excuses. If you recall the excuses later on then you surely want to kill yourself for the stupid reasoning. They are quiet funny. While in search of these excuses, I found some typical ones.

You hurt someone close to you verbally and later on realize your mistake.
I didn’t mean those things I said.. I was drunk

You don’t want to go for a wedding, party or such function.
I swear I don’t have time
I couldn’t find anything to wear

While in an argument, most probably with your wife, you are unable to argue further.
I don’t know what you talking about?

When your wife finds you in intimate position with your secretary.
She jumped on me and I couldn’t stop her.. It’s all her fault.
Its not what it looks like.

When you are increasing your protein intake by having beer with your friends and you get a call or While your girlfriend\wife asks you for some expensive jewelery.
Hello.. Hello.. Can’t hear you properly. I am out of range may be.
My phone battery is low. Can I call you back?

While talking on phone, you get bored and don’t want to talk so you hang up the phone. When that person calls you back…
Don’t know what happened. These cellular companies are piece of shit.

The biggest, most widely used, very short and doesn’t affect much is…
I forgot…

Till you find another excuse…
Think Nonsense…

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