God has poor memory


God sticky note

God is very busy these days. When the festive season comes he has to be busy(The only time when everyone remembers his existence). Right from a kid aged six years to an old person aged sixty years is asking for something. A gift which will make him happy. God never likes to see his children’s unhappy. So to fulfill their wishes he tries his best. He never fulfills all the wishes but the ones which will really make him happy.

This tidy schedule often makes him forget things. Then we say god didn’t listen to me. He didn’t fulfill my wish. It also gets converted into, I hate god or I don’t believe in god. In our office we have a board where we pin some notes. We call them stickies. God has also followed the same idea. Look at the picture. He pinned a note on Earth.

His To-do list contains “Prove Existence”. Some posts back I talked about this. In today’s world of science, we hardly believe in god. He doesn’t exists as he cannot be seen. Now you have a question in your mind. Why god wants to prove his existence? Let him be an invisible personality (Is god a person??). I have no interest whether he exists or not.

There is a simple reason why god wants to prove his existence. You are walking down the road with pride. You never look down or back. Just forward as it symbolizes progress for you. Suddenly you slip and fall. You just stepped on a banana peel. Curse the road cleaner and the monkey who ate that banana. When you fall, everyone around you probably starts laughing at you. You are alone and no one is with you. At that time god is with you, if you believe him.

If you have belief then you’ll laugh at yourself, take that moment on lighter side and continue walking. That is the strength god can give. And that is why he wants to prove his existence. He wants everyone to believe, there is someone behind who cares for you. That feeling itself is relief from any pain. Just start believing in him and feel the difference.

There was a time when I also didn’t believed his existence. Then some strange incidents started happening with me. Things which I never thought would happen with me. It’s not just coincidence. Coincidence can happen once or twice, not every time. Just start looking at small things that happen in your life. He is always there and exists.

Till you see the invisible…

Think Nonsense…

Sunny one so true

While watching the movie CJ7, this song just sparked me up. This song plays in the end of the movie. The movie is good and you can watch it at least once. But this song is forever. I don’t know how I missed this song to copy to my favorites on hard disk. I quickly searched the 7000+ songs archive and found this along with “Rasputin”. These song remind me of my school days, especially the send off when these were played.

I played this song in media player for almost 15 times. Thirst for this song is still not over. It was midnight and I wanted to sing this song loudly. Those dogs might not like this so I controlled my urge. There is a contract between the dogs and peoples living in my area. You don’t disturb us, we don’t disturb you. So far it is going great and we are having silent nights.

Sunny, yesterday my life was filled with rain.
Sunny, you smiled at me and really eased the pain.
The dark days are gone, and the bright days are here,
My sunny one shines so sincere.
Sunny one so true, I love you.

I would like to replace “Sunny” by “Bloggy”. It’s the name I gave to my blog. Well I don’t have any pets. Bloggy has certainly affected me in positive manner. It’s nice to see, it’s nice to feel, peoples reading my blog and giving opinions. My life was filled with rain and this “Sunny” came in and I was able to see the Rainbow. That has added some more colors to my life.

There is one question that always comes in front of me and I cannot answer him. He just laughs and goes away only to come again. Why the old songs are close to our hearts rather than the new ones? Is it because old is gold? Is it because of lyrics? Some of the today’s songs also have good lyrics but they never replace the old ones. Is there any song that can replace “Summer of 69”? Nope. I think it’s better I stop searching for the answer. When it comes again I’ll just point him towards you.

Till it finds you keep singing..
Sunny one so true….
I love you….

In the “And” it doesn’t even matter

When you are learning language, pay attention to grammar. Those were the words of my English teacher. No guesses for what I did. I ignored and here I stand before you with my poor grammar skills. I knew this when I started this blog and I thought I’ll improve. I have improved to some extent. That’s enough. Now about the “And”.  Sorry for ruining the lyrics of that rocking track by Linkin Park. That tops my favorites list.

What to do? I couldn’t think of any better title. This “And” became my topic when I was having conversation on twitter. One tweet appeared on my twitter homepage.

“If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you need to count to find the first letter A?”

I knew the answer and I replied “thousand”. And one twitter replied with “one hundred and one”. Now comes the confusion. Which one is correct? I knew it was “thousand” but the one who asked the question got confused. Moral is “Having bad grammar helps you to stay away from confusion”.

Improper grammar leads to funny incidents also. It can be embarrassing if you don’t take things lightly. (I am very serious kind of person. Don’t make fun of me.) Take this candidate’s application :

“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant – Male or Female’. As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.”

When I was in college, there was a legendary workshop supervisor. His English was very bad. In the first workshop class he said “Machine the on”. It took all the courage and effort in the world to stop myself from laughing. I’ll never forget this incidence.

This post is just for fun and not at all to show my hate or love towards English. It will be always the language which is my mother tongue. I just took this as a challenge to write a post from a simple ignorable tweet. Oh!! And to clarify all the doubts about the riddle. In the end the “And” doesn’t matter.

I cannot say “Till my next grammatical mistake”. It will be in the next post itself. So I’ll say,

Till English is a funny language…

Think Nonsense…

The circle of circumstances

Everyday, Everyone goes through usual or some unusual circumstances.  Some become victim of the circumstances and some perpetrator. For the victims, these circumstances are like Hitler, who dictates them, who controls them. He attacks through the U-boats of lack of confidence, lack of faith and brings the victim down to the knees. Victim is unaware that this Hitler doesn’t exists.

In such cases, there forms a circle of circumstances. While running from an event another event from past is just ahead of us. It’s like your back* is on fire and you are running towards fire. This circle is often hard to break. It requires lot of courage(and all the positive stuff you can recall) to get out of this. But wait!!! There is a simple solution to turn this Hitler into Charlie Chaplin.

It’s simple. Do not let circumstances control you. You change your circumstances. You’ll say this looks good when it’s in words on a paper or on this blog. But in real life it is difficult. That is not the case. When you are thinking of such a thing your back* is already on fire. You are waiting for fire engine to blow out. Keep waiting. That wait may last forever. Or just oppose the circumstances.

Charlie ChaplinLet the Charlie Chaplin make you laugh. Then the U-boats will take a U-turn and will vanish deep into the sea of happiness. The circle of circumstances will turn into a ring with which you can play as you want. Just like the dancers in the circus who rotating it around the waist. That will also keep you fit by loosing some fat around that area. 😀

* :- You can replace this word by “ass” for better understanding.

Till the next Chaplin adventure…

Think Nonsense…

Language of an old woman

I have already written some posts regarding language. But this is a vast subject which is sufficient to give you topic everyday. If you know more than one language, which most of you do, then you have a potential to write about language. I am good at four languages and about five of them i am in learning stages. So I have good material to write about though I choose not to write often. That would convert this blog into “The Language Blog”. After some days I’ll get some eggs and tomatoes at me.

This incidence happened yesterday while I was talking to my friend. Yeah the same friend who own a pharmacy. I talked to him after so many days due to my busy schedule. (I hate to use this “busy” word.) I was standing there and doing the thing I liked the most. Observing peoples. I do it unconsciously now as it has turned out to be my habit. After a few minutes an old woman entered the pharmacy. This is the woman whom I helped to get to the clinic. (Are you listening Santa?? I deserve a gift here.)

She gave her prescription and started talking. A bit surprised, she couldn’t talk properly. The last time I met her she was talking good. This time she wasn’t able to pronounce properly. Every word she uttered was incomplete and used to end abruptly. Try to speak without using your tongue. Something similar happened. What amused me that we were still able to get what she wanted to say.

This mystery will stay with me for long. How can we just interpret when we are unable to get the whole word? Of course it was not 100% correct interpretation but close to that. Its the beauty of a small part inside our head, that we call brain. A while back I read an e-mail where the words had the first and last letter in correct position and rest all altered. I was still able to read the paragraph without any mistake or without much effort. I hope to solve this mystery in this lifetime.

Request to all search engines: Don’t mark this post as spam due to the use of the word pharmacy. There are pharmacies which exists offline.

Till I solve the mystery…

Think Nonsense…