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Towards a Digital Globe

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
20
Nov

Question: Which is the most used language in this world?
Answer: Chinese. No English. No Hindi…

The fight goes on. Question remains unanswered. Most used language changes according to time. So what is the correct answer of this question? Personally I feel it is Binary language. Don’t laugh.( Actually you should :D ) It is the truth. I cannot prove it statistically and I am not writing this to prove this also.

Just to convince you a little bit. What is the language of computer? It is not the one you are writing or your operating system is running. It is Binary language. Just ones and zeros that add, subtract, divide, multiply and give you the results. There may be thousands of languages around the world. People speak different languages but computer speaks only one languages. I don’t have to further tell you how much computers are used in today’s word. Do I?

Decades ago, There was nothing digital. Everything analog which creates noise and need more maintenance. This mostly applies to communication field but not limited to. After the discovery of diodes and triodes, the world started moving towards a digital age. All analog things started to be replaced by digital ones. Much of them proved to be more efficient. Now many of us hate analog things. Just as an example.. Do you prefer digital camera or analog? Bike with digital odometer or analog?

We are moving towards a digital globe. Soon everything you think will turn to digital. Not everything actually. But most of the things. It has already started. It may seem that we are making progress by going digital, it may not be true. Analog has an edge that it can be controlled by the one who drives it. When it’s digital you can’t say. You may not have control over that. I like some things digital and it includes my watch also. But the classy analog watch is still the best.

I am not at all trying to make you stop from buying anything digital. Just remember, tomorrow the robot washing your clothes may wash them with you inside the cloth.

Think Nonsense…

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When everyone is genius

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
17
Nov

God created us. Us the human beings. It took years for our brain to develop. Some 10000+ years. I am not good at history. So find it yourself. He created all of us as unique personalities. We are unique. You don’t believe? It’s up to you. I know i am unique. He gave different physic and different brain. Some are born intelligent and some become later.

Hey!! I read that so many times in papers, social science class, by priests and so on… Why are you repeating this stuff? Sorry for that. I was reading some interesting stuff and couldn’t think of anything better to start my post with. If you have got some time to waste and have patience in reading long articles then read this. I got that while digging.

Einstein Genius Scientist

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Humor that makes you think

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
15
Nov

Thinking Humor

I laugh. You laugh. We laugh. And probably everybody laughs. This is because most of us love to laugh. We like to enjoy. We love happiness. Add to this all good things(and may be bad things) that put a smile on your face. Just ask one question to yourself. Do you think over the humor? This is tricky question and may sound foolish. Give a try and ask this question. Very few will return with “Yes”.

There is humor which makes you think. I like that type of humor. The one which makes you laugh for some seconds and then makes you think for minutes. The best example of such humor is the cartoon that comes in everyday newspaper. There is always some thought behind that cartoon and it makes you think for a while apart from making you laugh. Read the rest of this entry »

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To be late or not to be

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
13
Nov

Time is the most precious thing in today’s world. This time gets more important to those who work and are professionals. Time is a question of life and death when someone is about to die. Someone is dying and ambulance is taking time to come. Time is important for those who don’t have time. That is what I think about time. But the question for today is whether it’s good to be late or not?

Getting late is a part of life. There won’t be a single person in this world who is never late for anything. There will be at least one occasion where he is late. In a country like India, getting late is very common. Very very common. Especially in the government offices. I heard of an employee who comes to work by 12 noon, gets refreshed. By the time it’s lunch time. She goes for lunch. Works for an hour and half. Then leaves office as she have limited buses to go back home. Hardly works for two hours. Most of the offices start at 10 o’clock. One hour late.

I can understand if it’s traffic problem. They are getting worse and worse. But hey… they don’t happen everyday in my city. I have been late many times during my job life. In my personal life not much. I try to be punctual. Often the transport hits me. I never got fired for getting late though. Being punctual always puts you in respected position. That also helps you to go ahead far more than other. On a job, you’ll earn some appreciation from your boss. That may in turn help in promotion. You see. Lots of benefits of being punctual and not late.

What happens when you are late? Is it always bad? Everything has it’s own flips and flops. So do this “Getting late” thing. There are these moments when a person was late and his life was saved. This has happened in many bomb blasts that are now regular. Getting late to a sale may often give you things cheaper than what they sold out a minute before. This list may not be a big list. But definitely not to be ignored.

I’ll stop here. I am getting late for something.. :lol: After all The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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A Prayer to know who hates you

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
12
Nov

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.

While living life(I hope you are living and not wasting. Though it doesn’t matter here.) you make some enemies. If not enemies at least add some to a list of those who don’t like you. They don’t love you. It may turn out that you like that person. But that person has it’s own reasons to hate you. How will you recognize him?? What is the simplest way to do this?

There is no simple way. There is tough way which will surely work. I have not experienced this. I don’t have much enemies and I don’t want to know who hates me. That is another side of the same situation. The simple way I am talking about is the prayer I quoted. That is an Irish prayer. I couldn’t stop laughing when I first came to know that there is this poem which is written in Irish.

Prayers may take a long time to fill. They work for sure. If your prayer gets filled and the enemy gets hurt then you may be the first one to arrive with the medic. So be careful. Use the prayer wisely as I have disclosed it pubic.

Till your prayer gets filled…

Think Nonsense…

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