I hate growing up…

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That is the bitter truth. All kids want to grow up fast and act like elders. But when we grow up, we want to be like kids. Again. We cannot rollback to kid stage but we express ourselves like above. The human nature defined clearly. We are never satisfied with what we have and always want more, irrespective of our age.

Anyone fully satisfied and don’t want anything else in his life?

Till I find that person…

Think Nonsense…

Living with the toilet

When I wake up in the morning one of the firsts is a visit to the toilet. You cannot neglect nature’s call. Out of the seven billion peoples in the world, very few are not called by nature. Nature doesn’t like to see their faces every morning. Because of that you can say toilet is an important part of our lives. Gone are the days of shitting in nature. Though you still find many in India every morning. So we are still with nature. No one today can even think of shitting in nature.

As time is precious these days, like those of executives, managers, ministers, dancers, actors etc. etc., No one likes to waste it in silly thing. Such busy people hate nature’s call. Since they have no other option, they have to find the path to the toilet. Luckily, they have high class toilets which common man dreams of. Common man wants to live in their toilet and these anti-nature bodies don’t like to visit it. I wonder why they build toilets with expensive accessories.

You realize the importance of toilet when you are holding it for a long time with no toilet access. You find a toilet,release it and attain nirvana. I wish all those who think bad things about me face such situation every now and then. It’s far better then giving a bad word. To my dismay, there is a solution now. This solution solves all the problems of anti-nature bodies and the bad guys I talked two sentences  back. This is a new invention and its called “The Wearable Toilet”.

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Read it again and again and you read it right. ( Sorry for the Japanese language. I don’t know to read… :angel: ) This will solve problems of many. I am not one of them. This little toilet detects when you have excreted and sucks the waste and cleans you. It also removes the shit-smell and odor from farts. This is really good for Internet addicts and gamers. No need to leave PC. It will take some time to come out in market. All anti-toilet peoples can dream of this from today onwards. Are you one of them??

Till that toilet comes…

Think Nonsense…

Time for Time Machine

Time machine has always been a fantasy. Thousands of fictional books have been written on this topic and still many more to come. Same is with movies. The classic Back to the future series is the best example I can give at this moment. Although movies on this subject are dried up they will not stop. There will be more in future. This is one fantasy which all will love to come true. Well.. I have good news for you then.

Here is a smart guy named João Magueijo from Portugal who found a great breakthrough. Almost all of us know that light travels at 3 lakh kilometers per second. (If you don’t know then you bunked your science classes. You may skip this post as it may not turn out interesting to you.) But this guy thinks that the speed of light varies. Due to this Einsteins theory will go in vain. This means we can travel with speed of light.

We will be able to travel in space, solve the mystery of black holes and travel through time.  Forget about first two, What will you do if you can travel between times? I have many things to do there. Erasing some bad memories will help. But I don’t want to erase all of them. I would love to visit my grandma. I miss her a lot.  I would like to transfer Microsoft, Google, Yahoo on my name at the time of their launch. I would also love to hold bush straight when the reporter throws shoes at him.

Many of you will travel in your future first so as to secure it. I would travel into my back life. There were many happy moments which I would love to visit again and enjoy again. Some silly fights which I want to correct. Why should I worry about the future which I haven’t seen??(That’s a mandatory question. Otherwise it means a lot.) Time machine will solve many of my problems.

So I’ll repeat again the same question? what will you do if you have time machine?

Think Nonsense…

You have to let go

You could be mad as a mad dog
at the way things went.

You can swear and
curse the fates…

but when it comes to the end…

you have to let go.

We become mad. As mad as a mad dog. Everyone tastes this feeling at least once in his life span. This happens especially when someone close to us, hurts us. A mad dog doesn’t know what he is doing. He keeps biting anyone who comes in his way. Similarly when we go mad, we also bite. This is not physical bite but gives more pain than the physical one.

The difference between “mad dog” and “as mad as mad dog” is that the first one often finds a bullet in his head. When a mad dog bites with his sharp teeth, it hurts but is curable. As far as I know you need to take six injections and done. It’s different case compared to “as mad as mad dog” where the sharp tooth of words often does an irreparable damage. The result is deep valley in between which is hard to fill.

We separate. Distance prevails. What we forget that although this valley cannot be filled, a bridge can connect the two sides. Time never stops. It keeps running. When it comes to an end, we let the things go. We have to let them go. We keep cursing god or fate not knowing that it is us. A question arises… Why it takes an end to let go? If you answer this then you won’t have to face the question again. You’ll just let go..

P.S.: Movies freaks know the source of first six line and for non-freak its The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. A beautiful and very different storyline. Don’t let this go…

Till the next time…

Think Nonsense…