Do You Think I’m Stupid

Note:- There is no question mark in the title.

Once upon a time in heaven, In the manufacturing unit of human beings, a faulty piece was manufactured. The head of Q.C. department rushed to God with the problem.
Q.C: God, there is a problem with one piece.
God: So what? Send it to repair unit. Repair it and deliver.
Q.C: It’s irreparable God. Only you can repair it if you want.
God: What’s the problem?
Q.C: Our worker accidentally gave extra dose of stupidity to that piece. It’s best to turn it into an ass.
God: What?
Q.C: Sorry God. Donkey..
God: Let me check.
After checking that piece..
God: Deliver it.
Q.C: But God…
God: Sometime we need to set new goals, new heights so that we can look at them and push ourselves to conquer those. While doing so we often make mistakes. Those mistakes remind us of what we should not do. This child is gifted with stupidity. It will always remind you not to make such piece again. Now quickly deliver it. I won’t be able to handle this menace.

That piece was a boy born on this very day and is the same person who wrote this post. I am very happy for what I am. People call me stupid. They call me idiot. They call me by all the animal names which have this peculiar characteristics. But I am still happy. That is because I am different. So what I am stupid? I accept it. Unlike some of you who cannot accept the fact.

Today is the day, those workers in heaven celebrate as “Blunder’s Day”. They haven’t manufactured a single defective unit since then. The worker who manufactured me, died of heart attack after I was delivered. I feel sad for him. But anyway, this day is special for me. I came into this world.

This world gave me a lot of good things in spite of me being stupid. As expected by God, I was a menace in my childhood. But my parents handled me. So for me, they are beyond this God entity.

I don’t have anything more to say. Just as I accepted what I am, Try it yourself. You’ll be very happy. Because in this world, the more you laugh… The more stupid you are.

I hope you get what I was trying to say.
Till you get it…
Think Nonsense…

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6 Comments

  1. Posted April 18, 2010 at 9:51 am | Permalink

    happy b’day bro! Happy blunder’s day! :D

  2. Posted April 19, 2010 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    Amazing way of expressing your feelings!! :)
    Anyway, Belated Happy Birthday!

  3. Posted April 21, 2010 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    I am amused with your post. ^_^

    You must have heard the famous quote by Einstein :
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

    Personally, I think Stupidity has it’s own genius.

    Well,
    The dose of sane nonsense went missing for long. It’s good to see it back.
    & yeah belated happy b’day! :-)

  4. Posted April 21, 2010 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Hey!! Thanks.. I have been busy and still I am. Trying to allocate some time for this blog.
    Thanks for the wishes :)

  5. Posted May 5, 2010 at 12:26 am | Permalink

    That was very well written.
    I remember my fav quote of stupidity. It mentions “I don’t suffer from stupidity. I enjoy every minute of it.”
    So, I think that stupidity is an essential element of the human mind. :D

  6. vinaya
    Posted October 5, 2010 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    Every Stupid has his day.

    Excellent.

    Please make me join the blog.

    Thank You

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