Species :- Bookworm

Posted by: Guttuin Nonsense
10
Jul

bookworm
Kingdom: Animalia

Height: Ranges between 5″ – 6″.

Build: Thin and easily vulnerable to any kind of attack. Delicate species so please handle with care.

Weight: Since they are thin, it ranges from 30-60 kg.

Identification Marks: Easy to recognize as they wear thick glasses. Evolution haven’t affected their eyesight which should have improved by adaptation. When not wearing glasses, can be identified by dark circles around eyes.

Class: Always full attendance. Normally sits in front row.

Color: Varies. Becomes Pink or faint Red when in contact with the member of opposite sex.

Location: Other than class they can be found in the nearest library or their favorite food center which is often called “The Book Store”. Now due to the advancement in technology they are also found in front of Computer eating virtual version of their food called e-books.

Living area: Their living area is often called as Lab or Library. Typically you’ll find it filled with their favorite food (The books…).

Characteristics: Highly emotional and totally unsocial. They don’t speak much and lack one of the beautiful characteristics of their major species called smile. But if they take part in any social activity they become the cause of humor. Their dressing sense is “horrible” as termed by the major species. Clothes are loose and always go against the trend. Their wardrobe is filled of books rather than clothes.

If found, please try to socialize them.
Issued in public interest by International Bookworm Society.

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2 comments so far

1.  rahul
July 12th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

ROFL..bookworm are always must to be friends with before exams :P..they are not bad after exams too !!

2.  derekpm
July 13th, 2009 at 7:09 am

Rather interesting. Has few times re-read for this purpose to remember. Thanks for interesting article. Waiting for trackback

 

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